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      10-04-2016, 01:41 PM   #40195
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Based on the above - Standard kit-out chosen by Canadian for Americans. Hath hell frozen over? Or am I really just a hybrid Canadian / American?

MKSixer - As chief of stuff, my first request for stuff will be a 1000 round magazine for all of our kit. Said magazine should be extremely portable, and for the 1911 and MP5, concealable.

Bullets...bullets for everyone!

Go to it.
Don't forget knives. Nothing like a K-Bar to get a party started right.
Any special request on this front?
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Don't forget knives. Nothing like a K-Bar to get a party started right.
Any special request on this front?
Nope - your choice, I trust it will be a good one. I'm only really particular about my firearms. And scotch.

Where do we stand on scotch by the way? Can we add Scotland to the list?
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Nope - your choice, I trust it will be a good one. I'm only really particular about my firearms. And scotch.

Where do we stand on scotch by the way? Can we add Scotland to the list?
Man...you are proving to be a real find. Who knew.

Scotland and Ireland on the list. We need Irish Whiskey and Guinness, as well.
Good call.

You can me Assistant Chief of Stuff if Axius and 1MOREMOD clear the addition to the cabinet.
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Hmmm...an interesting idea. Distracting, but interesting. Distracting for the following reasons:

1. Whether we are currently invading a country or not, you know that we are just going to be practicing the trajectory by shooting the bacon loadout at each others mouths trying to get that delicious bacon. And therefore, distracting us from the task at hand.

2. If we are currently invading, the enemy is going to be hearing us continually say "Shoot your load at me"...which could make things really distracting for them...
OH MAN THAT WAS SUCH A HEARTY MEATY LOAD, HERE HAVE ANOTHER ONE PRIVATE!


..., how do we say that in Arabic? It may not be effective if we can't articulate in enemy language and dialect. We must be tactful with this stuff.


OR OR OR!!! We could just put Kim Kardashian naked on a leash (with a human muzzle because she talks like a dumb dumb), and we just push her into enemy territory as bait. I chose her because if something happens to her it won't really make a difference to anyone.

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Man...you are proving to be a real find. Who knew.

Scotland and Ireland on the list. We need Irish Whiskey and Guinness, as well.
Good call.

You can me Assistant Chief of Stuff if Axius and 1MOREMOD clear the addition to the cabinet.
Meh, I feel like we are starting to include too many people, we can't be seen as nice. We're making America badass again. I choose to exclude Ireland, we have Scotland for scotch and that is just fine.
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OH MAN THAT WAS SUCH A HEARTY MEATY LOAD, HERE HAVE ANOTHER ONE PRIVATE!


..., how do we say that in Arabic? It may not be effective if we can't articulate in enemy language and dialect. We must be tactful with this stuff.


OR OR OR!!! We could just put Kim Kardashian naked on a leash (with a human muzzle because she talks like a dumb dumb), and we just push her into enemy territory as bait. I chose her because if something happens to her it won't really make a difference to anyone.



Meh, I feel like we are starting to include too many people, we can't be seen as nice. We're making America badass again. I choose to exclude Ireland, we have Scotland for scotch and that is just fine.
Mr. President, this is not for inclusion, this is for INVASION.
If we invade counties that speak mostly english, it will make assimilation much easier!!

Oh. I forgot to comment on Horsy face. Ugh. Some body guard. When we take over, we are ejecting him from the United States of US.
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Yes , I had her permission to post the pics . She said the pics are on her FB page as well , so why not..
I have more beautiful pics , but I'm sure if I would post them I would get too much shit throughout on me
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Clarify my friend ...
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What ?
Clarify my friend ...
It was a long night, Philippe
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It was a long night, Philippe
With the ass from Sweetie "nr: 2" my friend ?
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With the ass from Sweetie "nr: 2" my friend ?
No my friend, though she was partially why I was up so late.
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No my friend, though she was partially why I was up so late.
Advice...
If you don't do it on time...Another guy will do it someday..
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What about sloths?
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