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      11-10-2022, 06:41 PM   #40173
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      11-11-2022, 09:23 AM   #40176
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Ouch!

It does boggle my mind how an online messaging app can require 7,000+ employees to run. Guess we now know the answer is "it doesn't."
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      11-11-2022, 10:10 AM   #40179
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no disrespect intended to anyone who is being laid off, just making light of the pronoun bloated twitter machine
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no disrespect intended to anyone who is being laid off, just making light of the pronoun bloated twitter machine
I was a bit triggered but I think I'm going to be ok.
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This is an old video, but still taken from a literal script in my house:

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This is an old video, but still taken from a literal script in my house:

Such a great video and I can't tell you how many times I reference this with coworkers
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Ouch!

It does boggle my mind how an online messaging app can require 7,000+ employees to run. Guess we now know the answer is "it doesn't."
I think the best thing that could happen would be having ALL social media firms fail and collapse into a heap of 1's and 0's.
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This is an old video, but still taken from a literal script in my house:

They're another fucking species i swear, the way their head works just clashes with mine so badly i am amazed i ever had sex.
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That is really bad...

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That is really bad...

I know… gave it a second thought, then said "why not? Maybe LJ will get a kick out of it."
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^^ At least she's dressed properly. Unlike so many of the pics in the "cool pic" thread. Not that I'm complaining. I like many of those pics, but prefer the real women vs the photoshopped and filtered ones.
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I know… gave it a second thought, then said "why not? Maybe LJ will get a kick out of it."
And you were right. Although this joke is almost as old as you. hi hi...
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I know… gave it a second thought, then said "why not? Maybe LJ will get a kick out of it."
And you were right. Although this joke is almost as old as you. hi hi...
You are probably right but so are many that are posted here. Lol
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