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      10-01-2016, 07:57 PM   #40041
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      10-01-2016, 08:12 PM   #40042
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A chick in the cab next to me tried hitting on me by offering me $10 for my number. Her friend in the back seat kept saying she's a dirty whore.

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Dude. 1) funny. 2) Nasty. 3) the P must also stand for pin dick.
Well, technically I am considered an Asian....
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I found this on my desktop a few days back lol.
I never noticed the little primer tips on those bombs before. Great attention to detail.
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I never noticed the little primer tips on those bombs before. Great attention to detail.
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Primer tips? Those are nipples, no?
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