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      09-29-2016, 09:28 AM   #39843
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Soft hit with ownage:

She: I want the whole 12 inch and it must hurt.
He: I'll bang you twice and slap your ass afterwards.

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Or the Eminem / Lil Wayne song that samples it... that is not exactly a soft hit. Hehe...

The chorus:
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say just (don't hurt me)
That's right (don't hurt me)
And I don't need you (no more)
Don't want to see you (no more)
Bitch, you get (no love)
You showed me nothin' but hate, you ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
That's right (don't hurt me)
And I don't need you (no more)
Don't want to see you (no more)
Bitch, you get (no love, no love, no love, no love)
Bitch, you get (no love, no love, no love)
And I don't need you (no more); get 'em!
That fact that you listen to Eminem and Wayne is awesome.
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      09-29-2016, 09:38 AM   #39845
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That fact that you listen to Eminem and Wayne is awesome.
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      09-29-2016, 09:42 AM   #39846
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That fact that you listen to Eminem and Wayne is awesome.
Hehe... my tastes are... varied. I basically have some of everything besides Country and Opera. Haven't developed a taste for those yet.
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Whoever doesn't listen to Eminem must suffer mental deficiencies.
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Eminem and Nas.
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      09-29-2016, 10:01 AM   #39849
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What is love?!?
It's what you pay 5 dollars for behind 7-11
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      09-29-2016, 10:10 AM   #39850
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It's what you pay 5 dollars for behind 7-11
Destinee will always be my true love. The best $2 and 40oz King Cobra I've ever spent.
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Only old Em though. Not crazy about his new work.
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Hmm, I have to deal with this, hence this is virtual and so to speak we're all dead, no?
Btw: Dating some chicks outta the gym...nooo. If you're overdoing it, you're around the circle too fast and have to change the gym for some fresh food. And to be honest: I really think the gal on the pics are not Britta but a pro taken picture^^
Please don't get me wrong my friend ,it was no offence ...It was meant like that I'm death too for her , because I joked too much about her age while she really hates to talk about the number of her age .
Few weeks before this situation I saw the movie.."The age of Adaline" and I loved the movie ,so I posted the Youtube trailer for her
And I posted also the song Forever Young from Alphaville for her
That's why I'm death too my friend ...
Pics from Britta are taken with her Microsoft Lumia 950XL , and this thing has a "20 megapixel-camera" with Carl Zeiss lens , and the pic quality is the top , with this thing everyone is a pro !
Chicks come and go in the gym , because they think after a few weeks I have the perfect ass , Britta is different because she already has the perfect ass ...But she don't knows it , or it's never good enough
BTW....She took at least 10-15 pics of her ass , because she wants a before and after picture
I said the after ass picture is for within + 6 months , so I put her on my summer gym diet and my supplements with no pain no gain included !
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Only old Em though. Not crazy about his new work.
It's a mix bag. I feel the same way about Wayne, like a lot of his older stuff, but there is some new that's good.


Put on some Jeezy or T.I., that's my shit right there. Jeezy my bruh.
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      09-29-2016, 10:33 AM   #39854
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Whoever doesn't listen to Eminem must suffer mental deficiencies.
Only old Em though. Not crazy about his new work.
Fell off after Relapse. Prime was from MMLP1 to Encore. Stuff with D12 was dope as well.
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It's a mix bag. I feel the same way about Wayne, like a lot of his older stuff, but there is some new that's good.


Put on some Jeezy or T.I., that's my shit right there. Jeezy my bruh.
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Fell off after Relapse. Prime was from MMLP1 to Encore. Stuff with D12 was dope as well.
Agree 100%
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Fell off after Relapse. Prime was from MMLP1 to Encore. Stuff with D12 was dope as well.
I still bump the shit out of "Just Like You" by D12 in the car. Warms my heart.
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New family photo.



and yes, I do live in the hood.
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I was going to respond to your What is life question with this. hahahaha Then i realized What is life isn't in that song.
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Fell off after Relapse. Prime was from MMLP1 to Encore. Stuff with D12 was dope as well.
I still bump the shit out of "Just Like You" by D12 in the car. Warms my heart.
One Shot, Two Shot always warms my spirits.
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and yes, I do live in the hood.
Nice! Are those aristos on it? Little bit of R love!
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Hmm, I have to deal with this, hence this is virtual and so to speak we're all dead, no?
Btw: Dating some chicks outta the gym...nooo. If you're overdoing it, you're around the circle too fast and have to change the gym for some fresh food. And to be honest: I really think the gal on the pics are not Britta but a pro taken picture^^
As someone who has dabbled with studio lighting, i can tell you for sure that these aren't just snapped with a camera. There is some type of external lighting in the back ground, it's just too evenly lit and the shadow isn't harsh enough to be done with an on camera flash. There are either multiple lights or there is a window directly behind the camera and the sun is inches from setting. But since it seems we can see a window in one of the images and it appears to be dark.... i'm going with external lighting behind the camera.

Secondly, no woman who is at the gym to work out is going to wear something that the bottom part of her boobs hang out while doing so.

These pictures are for effect.
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and yes, I do live in the hood.
I SWEAR I have seen that wall on Cops: chick and two male friends were pulled over for light out. She had meth in her purse, but one of the guys must have put it there. Guy in front there was a pipe under his seat, but it wasn't his. Guy in back was just getting a ride to 7-11 to get some smokes.

She ended up in cuffs with tears and smeared mascara
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Nice! Are those aristos on it? Little bit of R love!
Yeah they are. TONS of built up brake dust/pitting behind the spokes, but hopefully that'll clean up. Looks good from 20 feet anyway. Plus brand new tires.

Gonna pick up some downsized steelies with some fat sidewall winter tires soon too.
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