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      09-22-2016, 10:01 AM   #39425
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Don't plan any trips to Charlotte this weekend....
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      09-22-2016, 10:05 AM   #39428
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Don't plan any trips to Charlotte this weekend....
What about Ashville?


Do you know any places to camp out there? I've been debating going on a weekend..., depending on the hunting schedule at least.
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What about Ashville?


Do you know any places to camp out there? I've been debating going on a weekend..., depending on the hunting schedule at least.
Any place with banjo music is safe. I promise.
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...., why do I feel like you can't be trusted..., smells fishy in here. (yes my legs are closed).
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Hey Axius - just do like the rest of the hippy tree-huggers and sleep in downtown.

Hot Springs is a cool little camp ground - about 35 minutes outside of Asheville, and the drive is very nice on a bike.

https://www.exploreasheville.com/pla...y/campgrounds/

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What I liked most about it, is when I read the words "Sack up" in relation to jtodd_fl, I immediately thought of this
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That's kind of an unfair judgment - I've been off the training wheels for weeks now!
You ride a unicycle? You must have some pretty sweet balance / skills for an accountant (whom are normally known to be as flexible as a 2x4, or perhaps that's just me)
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Don't make me sack you, I mean smack you.
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      09-22-2016, 11:52 AM   #39438
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She's like 4'3", is Asian and deadly with a blade. That pretty much prequalifies her to join Cirque performance groups.
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Hey Axius - just do like the rest of the hippy tree-huggers and sleep in downtown.

Hot Springs is a cool little camp ground - about 35 minutes outside of Asheville, and the drive is very nice on a bike.

https://www.exploreasheville.com/pla...y/campgrounds/

^is probably the best source.
Thanks! I'm about ready to make the trek out that way, just have to figure out the whole timing thing. Have a foster dog this weekend and next weekend will probably be up in the tree stand.
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Thanks! I'm about ready to make the trek out that way, just have to figure out the whole timing thing. Have a foster dog this weekend and next weekend will probably be up in the tree stand.
Take foster dog to stand?
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That's kind of an unfair judgment - I've been off the training wheels for weeks now!
You ride a unicycle? You must have some pretty sweet balance / skills for an accountant (whom are normally known to be as flexible as a 2x4, or perhaps that's just me)
That's probably why I'm not very good at my job.
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Which is why the career in amputations, voluntary and involuntary, seems to be taking off!!
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That's probably why I'm not very good at my job.
Which is why the career in amputations, voluntary and involuntary, seems to be taking off!!
Loosely based on my experiences.
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Now that you mention it, Ben Affleck reminds me a lot of you - except the talented and tough parts (and the ability to rock a stache).
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Now that you mention it, Ben Affleck reminds me a lot of you - except the talented and tough parts (and the ability to rock a stache).
So he reminds you because I make a surprisingly good Batman?
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So he reminds you because I make a surprisingly good Batman?
Between that, Argo, and Gone Girl... yeah... getting there.

i am pretty sure you could (and possibly did) make people disappear.
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