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      09-01-2022, 10:20 PM   #39403
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Maybe I should start staying up late again.
Aside for the orgasm, it's a typical night at the ER.
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Aside for the orgasm, it's a typical night at the ER.
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Oh really.
I'm referring to the drunks and disorderlies passing through our doors accompanied by the EMS or LEOs. Not what we do during our breaks....
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I'm referring to the drunks and disorderlies passing through our doors accompanied by the EMS or LEOs. Not what we do during our breaks....
I was about to offer my condolences but now I see they are not needed. Carry on.
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I'm referring to the drunks and disorderlies passing through our doors accompanied by the EMS or LEOs. Not what we do during our breaks....
And you know what I was talking about.
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So a Canadian Soldier posted a pic of himself drinking a beer while he was having on his chute.....big investigation underway.

I'm like, I want a guy who jumps out of an airplane to kill our enemy for a living to be "that guy", not some latte sipping progressive.....not that there is anything wrong with lattes or progressives.....I just thing we need to support people who put it out there.

https://nationalpost.com/news/nation...4-abcbf59245b9
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So a Canadian Soldier posted a pic of himself drinking a beer while he was having on his chute.....big investigation underway.

I'm like, I want a guy who jumps out of an airplane to kill our enemy for a living to be "that guy", not some latte sipping progressive.....not that there is anything wrong with lattes or progressives.....I just thing we need to support people who put it out there.

https://nationalpost.com/news/nation...4-abcbf59245b9
Yes... As you know from some of your temporary duties, thank God these "reporters" were not allowed on HMCS

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Yes... As you know from some of your temporary duties, thank God these "reporters" were not allowed on HMCS

Two of my children have served, and I have had the distinct honour of working closely with a number of units of the CAF. I have nothing but respect for what they do and are willing to do. I also spend a decade at the office of the chief coroner when we were repatriating our fallen members from Afghanistan. I buy drinks for any service member I encounter when I can. I have also had the honour of working with members of the US Military and the Royal Navy, Marines, and AF.

If one of these people want to drink a beer while jumping out of an airplane I have only one thing to say to them and about this, "CHEERS"!
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Just because it's been a while.....might be the rum talking.....

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