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      09-20-2016, 06:02 PM   #39271
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@rj_ how was that pizza you ate on October 10, 2014? The toppings look good. Sorry you were working so much.


But seriously it totally hit the spot.
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But seriously it totally hit the spot.
I'm not surprised. It smelled good. Also, you have a problem with weeds growing behind the hedgerow in front of your living room window.

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Borrowing from ASBSECU E93 's "memes of the aged" collection.
So wouldn't you technically have even older memes than ASBSECU E93 ? His would be medium old?
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So wouldn't you technically have even older memes than ASBSECU E93 ? His would be medium old?
Congratulations - both of y'all get todays FUQ'R!!

...and jtodd_fl - you might be older then me...
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Congratulations - both of y'all get todays FUQ'R!!

...and jtodd_fl - you might be older then me...
Is that even possible?!!!



And, the fack?!! I tried defending you... but what do I expect, after your amnesia moment this morning...
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And, the fack?!! I tried defending you... but what do I expect, after your amnesia moment this morning...
Whoa. Forget which OT member he woke up next to? Do tell. Did that hurt your feelings?
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Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet
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I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet
Get one of these and freak them out.

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I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet
Get one of these and freak them out.

Um, no.
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Are you saying I'm a size Large???
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