LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

vreihen16 · 07-21-2022, 10:16 AM

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3.0L · 07-21-2022, 11:13 AM

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vreihen16 · 07-21-2022, 01:16 PM

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Captain Blood · 07-22-2022, 03:21 PM

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Captain Blood · 07-22-2022, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Sharp dressed men~ Part 2.

All the rage in 1920.

Attachment 2935406

Similar to my uniform as a bus boy at Bobby McGee's in the 1980s.

KRS_SN · 07-22-2022, 03:53 PM

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iminhell1 · 07-22-2022, 04:52 PM

foshizzle

TKDbilly · 07-22-2022, 05:05 PM

Modern guidance ...

A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, " well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in an online chatroom. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mom, and we met at a Cyber Cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, " You've got male!"

5.M0NSTER · 07-22-2022, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by iminhell1

foshizzle

Representing for the Gangstas all across the world
Still,
Hittin them corners in them lo-lo’s, girl

rwheels · 07-22-2022, 07:05 PM

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bayarea328xit · 07-22-2022, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

If you think about it, this is another way to fight off calories.

Everyone gets a gun...I brought enough for everyone!

3.0L · 07-22-2022, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

Wisdom Wednesday ...

A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

The version I heard also included the captain having a little fun with the stewardess in lavatory, after she sat in his lap and said, "Coffee, tea or me."

2000cs · 07-23-2022, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

The version I heard also included the captain having a little fun with the stewardess in lavatory, after she sat in his lap and said, "Coffee, tea or me."

And the version I heard was on TWA, so the stewardess said, “TWA Coffee or TWA Tea”

Buug959 · 07-23-2022, 07:43 PM

What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are the same event viewed from different perspectives?

Samurai of 2day · 07-24-2022, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are the same event viewed from different perspectives?

floridaorange · 07-24-2022, 07:08 AM

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floridaorange · 07-24-2022, 07:09 AM

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Lady Jane · 07-24-2022, 08:44 AM

Before the internet dating sites. ( Montana in 1901.)

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pikkagtr · 07-24-2022, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

If you think about it, this is another way to fight off calories.

Bill of RIGHTS, not Bill of NECESSITY

Lady Jane · 07-24-2022, 08:15 PM

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NEfan508 · 07-24-2022, 08:44 PM

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wtwo3 · 07-24-2022, 09:59 PM

doh!

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