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      09-16-2016, 10:15 AM   #38985
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This day I be gettin' the spoils for me labor from the cap'n. Soon be the hour for rum drinks! What ye be doin', ya scallywag?
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This day I be gettin' the spoils for me labor from the cap'n. Soon be the hour for rum drinks! What ye be doin', ya scallywag?
I am attempting to make it to 3pm without killing someone, so I can leave and drink beer and try to kill a walking venison steak with an arrow that has a sharp pointy nose.
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      09-16-2016, 10:28 AM   #38987
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-16-2016, 10:32 AM   #38988
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7 Moar hours left until I bounce Audi here. Can 5:30 cum quicker?
If you've got skillz, possibly.
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      09-16-2016, 10:39 AM   #38989
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There's like 20 people in the office today. That means I'm leaving early because yolo.
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      09-16-2016, 10:52 AM   #38990
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There's like 20 people in the office today. That means I'm leaving early because yolo.
Lots of people either called out today or leaving at noon. However, too much work to do for me to leave early so I'm taking one for the team (not anal).
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-16-2016, 11:07 AM   #38991
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This day I be gettin' the spoils for me labor from the cap'n. Soon be the hour for rum drinks! What ye be doin', ya scallywag?
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I am attempting to make it to 3pm without killing someone, so I can leave and drink beer and try to kill a walking venison steak with an arrow that has a sharp pointy nose.
Remember, we don't kill anymore. If someone annoys us, we amputate. Then they remember never to be annoying.

We are kind and give people 2nd chances.
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Damn! Are we back in college?
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      09-16-2016, 12:05 PM   #38997
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Lots of people either called out today or leaving at noon. However, too much work to do for me to leave early so I'm taking one for the team (not anal).
There's a golf outing for the sales people at my company today. I could have went but I need to wrap some shit up so I can close the month (August) early next week. But I just spent like 30 minutes talking to our AR manager because she was all freaked out since she has to let someone go today. Damn it.
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Lots of people either called out today or leaving at noon. However, too much work to do for me to leave early so I'm taking one for the team (not anal).
There's a golf outing for the sales people at my company today. I could have went but I need to wrap some shit up so I can close the month (August) early next week. But I just spent like 30 minutes talking to our AR manager because she was all freaked out since she has to let someone go today. Damn it.
Yeah. That's called bad optics. Maybe don't have the golf outing on the same day you lay someone off :/
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Half of my office is out too. WTF?!?!
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Half of my office is out too. WTF?!?!
Uh, well isn't it lunch time there? Don't you let your people out to eat? Jeesh, the minions get hungry too.
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Half of my office is out too. WTF?!?!
Uh, well isn't it lunch time there? Don't you let your people out to eat? Jeesh, the minions get hungry too.
Let them eat cake?
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Half of my office is out too. WTF?!?!
Uh, well isn't it lunch time there? Don't you let your people out to eat? Jeesh, the minions get hungry too.
Let them eat cake?
Is it my bday???
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Let them eat cake?
You can't have your cake and eat it too.

BTW, what is the point of having cake but not eating it
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Let them eat cake?
You can't have your cake and eat it too.

BTW, what is the point of having cake but not eating it
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Yeah. That's called bad optics. Maybe don't have the golf outing on the same day you lay someone off :/
Golf outing was for sale people only. Plus, I didn't schedule either of them.

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