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      07-10-2022, 05:31 PM   #38963
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Thanks for posting this. It's so rare to hear what happened from someone that was directly involved in the incident. He could have given us a little info on the other driver though.
I hope the occupant(s) in that van have been compensated for negligence. Bottom line is that the guy put speed/power over safety.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-10-2022, 05:45 PM   #38964
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-10-2022, 06:37 PM   #38965
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      07-10-2022, 09:23 PM   #38966
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I'll LOL at that kind of stupid. Money doesn't buy brains.
Sad he took an innocent with him.


Car said, F, this, guy. I'm out.
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      07-11-2022, 07:48 AM   #38967
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      07-11-2022, 08:52 AM   #38968
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      07-11-2022, 09:28 AM   #38969
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I get why this is in the LOL section. 1300hp car with lap belts instead of full harness. It's funny.

This is beyond my comprehention.
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      07-11-2022, 10:02 AM   #38970
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I hope the occupant(s) in that van have been compensated for negligence. Bottom line is that the guy put speed/power over safety.
Or, the brakes just failed.
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      07-11-2022, 10:58 AM   #38971
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Ok let’s bring this back to corny photos
Since we were poor college students way back when, we often shared rides to school. One of my buddies had a ratty '35 Chevy with a Chevy 265 V-8. As we were cruising down the highway, I noticed what appeared to be a marble bag draped over the gear shift knob. I asked him what it was and he said it was an Elk scrotum.
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      07-11-2022, 11:06 AM   #38972
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this is why I think electronic-parking-brake are shit, and should be illegal. (not speaking about the video, this old car surely dont have e-brake)

Car maker always put full of stupid safety feature, but removed the manual hand brake.

All my cars, I had issue with the brake : rust, metal part on the road, off road, etc.
All the time I manage to stop and move my car away from the road with my manual hand brake.

good luck with those stupid button
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      07-11-2022, 11:33 AM   #38973
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I get why this is in the LOL section. 1300hp car with lap belts instead of full harness. It's funny.

This is beyond my comprehention.
i read an article about it the other day. they had harnesses but werent wearing them cause they were just out for a cruise.

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Or, the brakes just failed.
the guy knew the brakes were garbage but hadnt done anything to fix/upgrade them. the brakes were also already overheating/smoking earlier in the ride but they decided to just keep going. Its 100% on the driver.
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      07-11-2022, 11:45 AM   #38974
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i read an article about it the other day. they had harnesses but werent wearing them cause they were just out for a cruise.



the guy knew the brakes were garbage but hadnt done anything to fix/upgrade them. the brakes were also already overheating/smoking earlier in the ride but they decided to just keep going. Its 100% on the driver.
I only watched the video so wasn't privy to that information.
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      07-11-2022, 04:17 PM   #38975
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      07-11-2022, 09:25 PM   #38977
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Seems like it could be a good way to dispose of dog shit too.
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      07-12-2022, 01:26 AM   #38978
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this is why I think electronic-parking-brake are shit, and should be illegal. (not speaking about the video, this old car surely dont have e-brake)

Car maker always put full of stupid safety feature, but removed the manual hand brake.

All my cars, I had issue with the brake : rust, metal part on the road, off road, etc.
All the time I manage to stop and move my car away from the road with my manual hand brake.

good luck with those stupid button
Name one car that uses drum/disc ebrake assembly's that would stop a car in under 500 ft from 5mph.


I'll wait. Lol
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      07-12-2022, 01:36 AM   #38979
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I thought old cars like that had a foot operated parking brake.

I guess he didn't have one or he would've used it?
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I thought old cars like that had a foot operated parking brake.

I guess he didn't have one or he would've used it?
Just throw out the anchor.
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