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      09-14-2016, 01:09 PM   #38897
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So - met one of the 50 GREATEST basketball players of all time for lunch today......

Big Game James Worthy!!!!
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So - met one of the 50 GREATEST basketball players of all time for lunch today......

Big Game James Worthy!!!!
Fantastic!
I met Sir Charles once. I'm always how fast those big guys can move. Unreal.
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New on the market !!!
Thought about all the chicks on here , and who knows also for some dudes ...

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Dude.... wtf.

You're a man of science. Tonight, grab your fleshlight and one of these: .

Let us know how it goes.
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      09-14-2016, 01:36 PM   #38901
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So - met one of the 50 GREATEST basketball players of all time for lunch today......

Big Game James Worthy!!!!
I high-fived the US 2008 Olympic basketball team including Kobe, Carmelo, Dwyane etc.
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@F87LUV - how's the M2??
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      09-14-2016, 01:54 PM   #38906
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Fuck colds

Try Zyrtec D, you hitta show your id tho. Nyquill is a waste...
I keep some of that for my allergies. Probably would have taken some of that if my throat wasn't killing me. NyQuil syrup has been good for me. Only thing better is the blue Tylenol Cold syrup, but the Duane Reade by me didn't have the right stuff.
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      09-14-2016, 01:58 PM   #38907
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It's good.

I really want all black wheels but I like the actual rim style that it came with though.
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      09-14-2016, 02:05 PM   #38908
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Oh please, who needs an alarm when we cam just put a timer on my toy.
I always knew you are genius mama Anna , and of course I have respect for your technical vibrating knowledge
But I need to say that your comment sounds really hot...
Cheers Anna !
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It's good.

I really want all black wheels but I like the actual rim style that it came with though.
You also like the CSL style . I think it'll look amazing with really dark bronze csl wheels.
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@F87LUV - how's the M2??
It's good.

I really want all black wheels but I like the actual rim style that it came with though.
Get them painted.
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It's good.

I really want all black wheels but I like the actual rim style that it came with though.
Just spray your wheels black...
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It's good.

I really want all black wheels but I like the actual rim style that it came with though.
You also like the CSL style . I think it'll look amazing with really dark bronze csl wheels.
I do? News to me! Bronze is too ricer for me. I want the entire car blacked out.

I also don't want to ruin the stock wheels. Maybe one day I'll find someone selling their black M3 wheels.
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I do? News to me! Bronze is too ricer for me. I want the entire car blacked out.

I also don't want to ruin the stock wheels. Maybe one day I'll find someone selling their black M3 wheels.
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I always knew you are genius mama Anna , and of course I have respect for your technical vibrating knowledge
But I need to say that your comment sounds really hot...
Cheers Anna !
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I do? News to me! Bronze is too ricer for me. I want the entire car blacked out.

I also don't want to ruin the stock wheels. Maybe one day I'll find someone selling their black M3 wheels.
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