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      09-10-2016, 04:41 PM   #38743
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Well, I am now the proud owner of a 335 diesel.

I'd like to thank VW of America for making this possible! ?
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Well, I am now the proud owner of a 335 diesel.

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You bastard!! FANTASTIC!!!
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Well, I am now the proud owner of a 335 diesel.

I'd like to thank VW of America for making this possible! ?
You bastard!! FANTASTIC!!!


Soon!

The dealer is taken care of a few cosmetic items, and then deliver the car to me on Wednesday

Many plans for my new girl!

They did give me a 535 loaner until then
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Did you get the wagon?
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Excellent!

Max out all of the settings on the 535i and it becomes a great sedan! Enjoy!!
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Excellent!

Max out all of the settings on the 535i and it becomes a great sedan! Enjoy!!
Yeah, and still will weigh less than his e93...
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Wish they made a damn wagon here in 335d would have already
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Excellent!

Max out all of the settings on the 535i and it becomes a great sedan! Enjoy!!
Yeah, and still will weigh less than his e93...
....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
It wouldn't matter. shoei 's garage door is rusted shut from complete non-use.
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Wish they made a damn wagon here in 335d would have already
I'd love to own an M5 wagon.
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
It wouldn't matter. shoei 's garage door is rusted shut from complete non-use.
It did make a strange noise last night when I opened the garage...
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
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Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
Standing kilometer or flying mile.
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
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I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
And he had Hoosier drag radials, at sea level a stock F80/82 can run the 1/4 mile in 11.7 on street tires.

You only need about 400 lb/ft of torque on a 3,500lb car. Extra torque isn't going to lower lap times, ET or increase penis size.
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That's for turning something you can't do
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