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      09-09-2016, 09:33 PM   #38699
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      09-09-2016, 10:43 PM   #38705
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      09-10-2016, 12:44 AM   #38706
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      09-10-2016, 04:43 AM   #38707
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You got limbs that need removing also?? You sound a little concerned... I promise, you won't feel a thing... Much...
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You got limbs that need removing also?? You sound a little concerned... I promise, you won't feel a thing... Much...
I'm just letting you and Biorin know that this is a no amputation zone. Everyone gets to keep the limbs they came with. Everyone.
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I'm just letting you and Biorin know that this is a no amputation zone. Everyone gets to keep the limbs they came with. Everyone.
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I'm just letting you and Biorin know that this is a no amputation zone. Everyone gets to keep the limbs they came with. Everyone.
Aw, what about members? Can they be chopped off when their owners are rude?
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The corruption has spread to Tara. All is lost.
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Or is it a rising tide lifts all boats...?
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Or a rapidly swirling bowl carries all floaters away. This is OT.
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