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      09-09-2016, 10:45 AM   #38677
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      09-09-2016, 10:48 AM   #38679
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      09-09-2016, 11:00 AM   #38680
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Mr Tonka, jtodd_fl, MKSixer, I'm going up to Busch Gardens tomorrow. Join me my brothers....
Enjoy the day!

I'll be on a suffer journey riding about 90 miles on my bike. Not sure what to think about that yet. I'll check in afterwards, if i don't die.
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      09-09-2016, 11:07 AM   #38681
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Enjoy the day!

I'll be on a suffer journey riding about 90 miles on my bike. Not sure what to think about that yet. I'll check in afterwards, if i don't die.
If you do die, let us know.
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      09-09-2016, 11:08 AM   #38682
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What does the fox say?
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      09-09-2016, 11:18 AM   #38683
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      09-09-2016, 11:25 AM   #38684
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What does the fox say?
Depends... if it is talking to smoosh it says "What are you doing back there you sick bastard?" apparently.
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      09-09-2016, 11:33 AM   #38685
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Depends... if it is talking to smoosh it says "What are you doing back there you sick bastard?" apparently.
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      09-09-2016, 11:33 AM   #38686
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If you do die, let us know.
If i do die, you'll know it because many of the OT members will have lots of new stuff. Well, new to them.
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If i do die, you'll know it because many of the OT members will have lots of new stuff. Well, new to them.
Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

Edit: Of course I'm referring to said named bike
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      09-09-2016, 02:12 PM   #38688
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If i do die, you'll know it because many of the OT members will have lots of new stuff. Well, new to them.
Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

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      09-09-2016, 02:19 PM   #38689
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Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

Edit: Of course I'm referring to said named bike
I'm not sure. She's made to be ridden long and often, so who ever it is must have great stamina. haha
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      09-09-2016, 02:28 PM   #38690
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Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

Edit: Of course I'm referring to said named bike
I'm not sure. She's made to be ridden long and often, so who ever it is must have great stamina. haha
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      09-09-2016, 06:43 PM   #38692
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Happy ppl connecting their travelling with earning money...bimmette seems one of them. If the job is cool, the job is your stamina
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I wouldn't be fucking with Tara. She's got a nice hook and kick.
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      09-09-2016, 07:03 PM   #38694
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