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ASBSECU E93 · 09-08-2016, 06:38 PM

1MOREMOD - Google Bimmer Performance Center, Raleigh NC.

They are heavy into BMW diesel tuning.

Their stage II tune + DP and gutted exhaust = 400 whp and 580 tq alone

1MOREMOD · 09-08-2016, 06:41 PM

I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time

ASBSECU E93 · 09-08-2016, 06:44 PM

They still can tune the car without gutting cats or exhaust...

Malone also does tunes for BMW diesels.

1MOREMOD · 09-08-2016, 06:46 PM

Just have jbd

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 06:46 PM

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I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time

Gimme the addresses. I'll send them ear plugs. Ruining the fun.

1MOREMOD · 09-08-2016, 06:51 PM

Was referring to their pet going missing .

shoei · 09-08-2016, 06:53 PM

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I gave him a discount... Didn't want to nickel and dime over $0.30... Besides, with the number of flights I take a year, chances are good his people have worked on one of my engines and kept me alive - much to ASBSECU E93 dismay...

(I frickin' downloaded the wrong song... Some knockoff cover, lol... Good looking out...)

Do they still handcuff you to seats when you fly? Air marshals?

They tend to cuff in front and drape a jacket over your hands so not to alarm the other passengers... It sucks riding middle seat though... On the plus side, always the first to board so don't have to worry about running out of overhead space... Hashtag silver linings...

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 06:53 PM

I know. I was giving you a way out...

shoei · 09-08-2016, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time

Gimme the addresses. I'll send them ear plugs. Ruining the fun.

I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...

1MOREMOD · 09-08-2016, 07:11 PM

Old timers don't sleep, especially us gun toting preppers

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...

Whatever.

Cold start in the M6 shakes the house. I wouldn't even be able to hear your sewing machine of yours at full chat.

The neighbors hated when I left for the airport at 3:30 am in the M6. Now since I use the i8 most of the time, I can eco-drive out of the neighborhood then go to guns on the interstate. Winning!

ASBSECU E93 · 09-08-2016, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time

Gimme the addresses. I'll send them ear plugs. Ruining the fun.

I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...

I'd be pissed too, if someone cranked up a chainsaw every morning when I was trying to sleep!

shoei · 09-08-2016, 07:32 PM

I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore...

First, a convertible... The only other dude around here with a convertible is silvergray545 - is that the kind of company you want to keep?!!

Second... RED bmw's... Just... No...

shoei · 09-08-2016, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...

Whatever.

Cold start in the M6 shakes the house. I wouldn't even be able to hear your sewing machine of yours at full chat.

The neighbors hated when I left for the airport at 3:30 am in the M6. Now since I use the i8 most of the time, I can eco-drive out of the neighborhood then go to guns on the interstate. Winning!

To be fair... Moby Dick needs the V10 to get her to move at all...

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair... Moby Dick needs the V10 to get her to move at all...

Do finished product such as your panties or hose just fly out of the exhaust of that sewing machine? How often do you have to change the bobbins? Does BMW supply you with the replacement thread?

We wanna know!!!

shoei · 09-08-2016, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair... Moby Dick needs the V10 to get her to move at all...

Do finished product such as your panties or hose just fly out of the exhaust of that sewing machine? How often do you have to change the bobbins? Does BMW supply you with the replacement thread?

We wanna know!!!

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 08:22 PM

Oh....don't get your panties in a wad.

Notice, jtodd_fl , I stopped at 3. Proper use of emoticons.

shoei · 09-08-2016, 08:22 PM

Post above also applicable to ASBSECU E93

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Post above also applicable to ASBSECU E93

How close can the chances of you getting our stuff approach zero with out actually getting there?

shoei · 09-08-2016, 08:28 PM

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Post above also applicable to ASBSECU E93

How close can the chances of your getting our stuff approach zero with out actually getting there?

Gotta be about the same chances as -

MKSixer · 09-08-2016, 08:31 PM

Internet Grammer Nazi II. The pathetic-ness continues.

And it would be you in this case. Well...both cases.

shoei · 09-08-2016, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Internet Grammer Nazi II. The pathetic-ness continues.

And it would be you in this case. Well...both cases.

...

09-08-2016, 06:41 PM	#38634
1MOREMOD - 11824 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time __________________ 02 Tiag e46 M3\|6MT\|GC plates\|MCS c.o.\|GC bars\|GC race control arms\|GC bushings\|BW eng. & tran. mounts\|subframe kit\|BW race shifter\|BW Jaffster\|Euro header\|BW exhaust\|K&N c.a.i.\|Epic race tune\|Rouge pulleys\|Seibon CF hood\|CSL bumper\|apr gt 250 & splitter\|ST-40\|XR-2\|SS lines\|half cage\|Recaro profi\|Profi 2 harness\|BMWpedals\|BW studs\|
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09-08-2016, 06:46 PM	#38636
1MOREMOD - 11824 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Just have jbd __________________ 02 Tiag e46 M3\|6MT\|GC plates\|MCS c.o.\|GC bars\|GC race control arms\|GC bushings\|BW eng. & tran. mounts\|subframe kit\|BW race shifter\|BW Jaffster\|Euro header\|BW exhaust\|K&N c.a.i.\|Epic race tune\|Rouge pulleys\|Seibon CF hood\|CSL bumper\|apr gt 250 & splitter\|ST-40\|XR-2\|SS lines\|half cage\|Recaro profi\|Profi 2 harness\|BMWpedals\|BW studs\|
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09-08-2016, 06:51 PM	#38638
1MOREMOD - 11824 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Was referring to their pet going missing . __________________ 02 Tiag e46 M3\|6MT\|GC plates\|MCS c.o.\|GC bars\|GC race control arms\|GC bushings\|BW eng. & tran. mounts\|subframe kit\|BW race shifter\|BW Jaffster\|Euro header\|BW exhaust\|K&N c.a.i.\|Epic race tune\|Rouge pulleys\|Seibon CF hood\|CSL bumper\|apr gt 250 & splitter\|ST-40\|XR-2\|SS lines\|half cage\|Recaro profi\|Profi 2 harness\|BMWpedals\|BW studs\|
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09-08-2016, 06:53 PM	#38640
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34168 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	I know. I was giving you a way out... __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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09-08-2016, 07:11 PM	#38642
1MOREMOD - 11824 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Old timers don't sleep, especially us gun toting preppers __________________ 02 Tiag e46 M3\|6MT\|GC plates\|MCS c.o.\|GC bars\|GC race control arms\|GC bushings\|BW eng. & tran. mounts\|subframe kit\|BW race shifter\|BW Jaffster\|Euro header\|BW exhaust\|K&N c.a.i.\|Epic race tune\|Rouge pulleys\|Seibon CF hood\|CSL bumper\|apr gt 250 & splitter\|ST-40\|XR-2\|SS lines\|half cage\|Recaro profi\|Profi 2 harness\|BMWpedals\|BW studs\|
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09-08-2016, 07:32 PM	#38645
shoei Banned 7780 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore... First, a convertible... The only other dude around here with a convertible is silvergray545 - is that the kind of company you want to keep?!! Second... RED bmw's... Just... No...
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09-08-2016, 08:22 PM	#38649
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34168 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Oh....don't get your panties in a wad. Notice, jtodd_fl , I stopped at 3. Proper use of emoticons. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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09-08-2016, 08:22 PM	#38650
shoei Banned 7780 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Post above also applicable to ASBSECU E93
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09-08-2016, 08:31 PM	#38653
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34168 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Internet Grammer Nazi II. The pathetic-ness continues. And it would be you in this case. Well...both cases. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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