Tinder/Dating Apps

UncleWede · 07-06-2016, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet

You going to sneak up and push her in, or full man-handle, over the shoulder caveman style?

Taskmaster · 07-06-2016, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet

#trying to hard.

smoosh · 07-06-2016, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

#trying to hard.

My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can

David0ff · 07-06-2016, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet

Taskmaster · 07-06-2016, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can

Sounds wayy to expensive dude. But maybe it's cheaper, maybe they don't prolong it and give it up quicker?

Ehhhh, nah - they usually will string you along and see how far you're willing go to bring her to pound town.

smoosh · 07-06-2016, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by David0ff

smoosh · 07-06-2016, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Sounds wayy to expensive dude. But maybe it cheaper, maybe they don't prolong it and give it up quicker?

Ehhhh, nah - they usually will string you along and see how far you will go to being her to poind town.

Two dates is my limit. If she's not putting out by the end of the second date, I'm out. Usually will get calls/texts from them begging to be smashed if I cut it off at the end of the second date and haven't gotten shit

gtron · 07-06-2016, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Umm. What. The. Fuck.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet

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Originally Posted by smoosh

My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can

If I didn't see the picture with the first post and only read these two quotes, I would have taken the creep award from belgium and given it to you. It bordered scary when read out of context. haha

BTW, is this the same girl that effed you over during over this past holiday weekend?

smoosh · 07-06-2016, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gtron

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Umm. What. The. Fuck.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can

If I didn't see the picture with the first post and only read these two quotes, I would have taken the creep award from belgium and given it to you. It bordered scary when read out of context. haha

BTW, is this the same girl that effed you over during over this past holiday weekend?

FUCK no! I sent that one a sweet little text, blocked her number, and deleted her from Bumble

: ain't nobody gonna mess up my Fourth of July and get a second chance

This one is the pic below. Sweet, very intelligent, attractive

gtron · 07-06-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

FUCK no! I sent that one a sweet little text, blocked her number, and deleted her from Bumble

: ain't nobody gonna mess up my Fourth of July and get a second chance

This one is the pic below. Sweet, very intelligent, attractive

Good luck!

Mike. · 07-06-2016, 06:04 PM

Smoosh go at dusk, its the most potent time for Kara's hormones

smoosh · 07-06-2016, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Smoosh go at dusk, its the most potent time for Kara's hormones

Ah, yes indeed. Perfect scenery for a satanic ritual.

Sipsipsip hsssssss ahhh hsssssss

She might see my inner Gemini prematurely.

Mike. · 07-06-2016, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Ah, yes indeed. Perfect scenery for a satanic ritual.

Sipsipsip hsssssss ahhh hsssssss

She might see my inner Gemini prematurely.

Christ, thats the last thing you/we need ( I say we because I'll be in your ear on the date)

A simple warding spell will keep you safe

YearOneOne · 07-06-2016, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

No dating apps or sites for me. I still meet Women the ol' fashion way.

What way is that ?

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by David0ff

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet

Hahahaha dude where you been?!

EALm4 · 07-06-2016, 08:01 PM

she's a keeper

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 08:02 PM

**its

smoosh · 07-06-2016, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

she's a keeper

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah broo!!!!

You have an android??

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08njSTEP · 07-06-2016, 08:10 PM

5'2 is that height or circumference?

MKSixer · 07-06-2016, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

she's a keeper

This is the number 1 reason to meet them in person. I just threw up a little in my mouth. Ugh.

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

5'2 is that height or circumference?

OH FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

grimlock · 07-06-2016, 08:55 PM

sheet.. can't get enough of this guy

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