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      04-28-2022, 10:16 PM   #38325
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A rabbit and a bear were both squatting down, side by side, having a poop in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Do you ever get poop stuck in your fur?”. The rabbit replies, “Nope, not really”.

So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.
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A rabbit and a bear were both squatting down, side by side, having a poop in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Do you ever get poop stuck in your fur?”. The rabbit replies, “Nope, not really”.

So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.
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It's not too hard to guess what the majority response would be here...
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It's not too hard to guess what the majority response would be here...
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A rabbit and a bear were both squatting down, side by side, having a poop in the woods.

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So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.
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Yeah it sounds funnier when Eddie Murphy tells it.
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In Kingston yesterday. That's $1.15 more per litre than the US is paying.
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In Kingston yesterday. That's $1.15 more per litre than the US is paying.
Here in California, the gas prices are really high too. The lowest price for premium in my area right now is $5.69 per gallon.

That equates to $1.915 CDN$/litre.
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