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      07-06-2016, 03:26 PM   #3807
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I was thinking more like this..

How you have managed to capture me at my most majestic, and most sinister, I have no idea.
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      07-06-2016, 03:27 PM   #3808
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How you have managed to capture me at my most majestic, and most sinister, I have no idea.
You're a carpet-bombing mountain cougar?
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      07-06-2016, 03:30 PM   #3809
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You're a carpet-bombing mountain cougar?
I'm everything and everyone simultaneously.
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      07-06-2016, 03:33 PM   #3810
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I'm everything and everyone simultaneously.
Now I have an image of you fucking a chick from the front while finger banging one each with each arm.. LOL

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      07-06-2016, 03:40 PM   #3811
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Younger girls, yes. Older girls, no.
Older girls ? You mean American cougars ?
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Older girls ? You mean American cougars ?
*Swoons*
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      07-06-2016, 03:42 PM   #3813
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Umm. What. The. Fuck.
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Umm. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry brother but she looks kinda weird..
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      07-06-2016, 03:46 PM   #3815
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Umm. What. The. Fuck.
Stay classy, Ohio.
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      07-06-2016, 03:50 PM   #3816
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If this is what's left in the dating pool, I'm happy to just fap for the rest of my life.
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      07-06-2016, 03:51 PM   #3817
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If this is what's left in the dating pool, I'm happy to just fap for the rest of my life.
already doing that.. let me show you around
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*Swoons*
Went on Google for *Swoons* because my English sometimes really sucks

I'm sorry..Here is what I got.

A feeling of being happy or giddy because of being in love. to be so in love you cant walk or think straight or feel like singing or laughing for no other reason then because of a girl/guy. usually caused by simple sweet actions.

if hes all you think about, you smile/blush/giggle everytime he talks to you - he has you swooned.

to swoon someone you are trying to make them have that feeling for you by just holding hands, sending goodmorning beautiful texts, kissing her forehead, saying corny things, letting her wear your hoodie, writing her a song, doing what she likes.

also could be used to discribe the feeling when seeing someone totally gorgous -they're so hot all they have to do it walk by and im swoon.

the look of being swoon - having a constant smile, entire face and body light up.

the key to swoon is that it is from sweet and simple actions, not an intense physical way.

very commun in young early stages of a relationship.
when her crush walked by she was so swoon she walked into the door.

he had the swooned look on his face when she walked by

swooned, she smiled at her phone alone in her room when she saw the name on the screen

look at you, your so swoon, whats her name !?
#love #sawoon #crush #happy #boys #sexy #relationships #sweet
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Went on Google for *Swoons* because my English sometimes really sucks

I'm sorry..Here is what I got.

A feeling of being happy or giddy because of being in love. to be so in love you cant walk or think straight or feel like singing or laughing for no other reason then because of a girl/guy. usually caused by simple sweet actions.

if hes all you think about, you smile/blush/giggle everytime he talks to you - he has you swooned.

to swoon someone you are trying to make them have that feeling for you by just holding hands, sending goodmorning beautiful texts, kissing her forehead, saying corny things, letting her wear your hoodie, writing her a song, doing what she likes.

also could be used to discribe the feeling when seeing someone totally gorgous -they're so hot all they have to do it walk by and im swoon.

the look of being swoon - having a constant smile, entire face and body light up.

the key to swoon is that it is from sweet and simple actions, not an intense physical way.

very commun in young early stages of a relationship.
when her crush walked by she was so swoon she walked into the door.

he had the swooned look on his face when she walked by

swooned, she smiled at her phone alone in her room when she saw the name on the screen

look at you, your so swoon, whats her name !?
#love #sawoon #crush #happy #boys #sexy #relationships #sweet
The first one is probably the best fit in this case.
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Umm. What. The. Fuck.
Meh.

Hi rise anything does not flatter women.
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Now I have an image of you fucking a chick from the front while finger banging one each with each arm.. LOL

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I gotta sig this.
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If this is what's left in the dating pool, I'm happy to just fap for the rest of my life.
Do not lose hope my brotha!


In other news, thank you for putting that in this thread and not texting it to me.
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Do not lose hope my brotha!


In other news, thank you for putting that in this thread and not texting it to me.
LMAO! You know I'll only text the good ones!
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Do not lose hope my brotha!


In other news, thank you for putting that in this thread and not texting it to me.
LMAO! You know I'll only text the good ones!
Wow I thought I qualified to see the good ones
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Umm. What. The. Fuck.
How ugly was she before she got "hotter". Keep up the good work.....Ohio.
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