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      09-02-2016, 03:09 PM   #38237
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Ouch

That was a good one, props
I kid though. Nothing but mad respect for all the services!
I've actually read a billion cases of one dude's gaydar being *slightly* off on another dude, and coming onto him like a fucking raccoon with rabies...

Usually ends with stitches and courts-martials
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How many times that happen to you getting wrong idea?
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I've actually read a billion cases of one dude's gaydar being *slightly* off on another dude, and coming onto him like a fucking raccoon with rabies...

Usually ends with stitches and courts-martials
On him like smoosh on nipple bacon, you mean.
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      09-02-2016, 03:11 PM   #38240
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How many times that happen to you getting wrong idea?
Mother fuckers!!

I LIKE WOMEN.

W-O-M-E-N.

WOMEN.

Not wo(men), women.

Times my gaydar has been off and I've gone after a dude: 0/93746172940426
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      09-02-2016, 03:14 PM   #38241
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      09-02-2016, 03:16 PM   #38242
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What's your job bud?
If I tell you, I'll have to kill you...

Which means, one soft kick to the shins...

Your lower half with crumple under your upper half
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      09-02-2016, 03:17 PM   #38244
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If I tell you, I'll have to kill you...

Which means, one soft kick to the shins...

Your lower half with crumple under your upper half
Not really. Trying to give you props, accept it.
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Screw the NCIS!! (Naval Criminal Investigative Service)

Very slow, inefficient, unresponsive...
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      09-02-2016, 03:19 PM   #38246
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Not really. Trying to give you props, accept it.
I'm kidding...

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      09-02-2016, 03:19 PM   #38247
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      09-02-2016, 03:21 PM   #38248
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Funny, I've interrogated shoei for illegal immigration as well...
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      09-02-2016, 03:28 PM   #38250
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He interrogates Jack Nicholson for 'Code Red's'
Funny, I've interrogated shoei for illegal immigration as well...
Apparently - he can't handle the truth.....he's old now
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      09-02-2016, 03:30 PM   #38251
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He interrogates Jack Nicholson for 'Code Red's'
Funny, I've interrogated shoei for illegal immigration as well...
Apparently - he can't handle the truth.....he's old now
Wooooah slow down there speed racer...

We've already had this conversation before...
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      09-02-2016, 03:34 PM   #38252
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Apparently - he can't handle the truth.....he's old AND USED UP now
FTFY...

shoei knows...
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You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
Friend of mine is a NAVY spook and he met his wife on the Reagan carrier.
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      09-02-2016, 03:45 PM   #38254
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
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Friend of mine is a NAVY spook and he met his wife on the Reagan carrier.
Yeah, pretty common for service members to marry other service members...especially at hospitals...all those male doctors LOVE female nurses...

Personally, after dating a couple Navy nurses, I will NEVER marry a service member (unless JAG). Too much baggage with them...(not speaking about your friend and his wife at all, just generally)...
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Yeah, pretty common for service members to marry other service members...especially at hospitals...all those male doctors LOVE female nurses...

Personally, after dating a couple Navy nurses, I will NEVER marry a service member (unless JAG). Too much baggage with them...(not speaking about your friend and his wife at all, just generally)...
No, there is plenty of baggage. haha
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
I'm glad I'm #foreveralone!!

Women are FUCKING CRAZY!!!

But listen here, ASBSECU E93 ... I heard diseases run rampant at retirement homes from the oldies f'ing...please please PLEASE, use condoms!!

You haven't told me whether you want to take advantage of my offer for a cheap Mortician...it's the "deal of a lifetime" (oh yes, pun intended)
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No, there is plenty of baggage. haha
Welp, there you have it

All morals when you join the military...out the window!!
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