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      09-01-2016, 01:14 PM   #38127
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Stop being dramatic !!! It's not even purple or blue !!!

Kind of interesting that the posted pic gets updated through the link....
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      09-01-2016, 01:24 PM   #38129
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Yeah Bhai , it's about the same thing here..Little sleep and too much work , it was the whole week at 4:30 AM and for tomorrow morning it's 4 AM !
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      09-01-2016, 01:25 PM   #38130
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Stop being dramatic !!! It's not even purple or blue !!!

Kind of interesting that the posted pic gets updated through the link....
Oh that's actually pretty cool... Like watching imminent doom approaching in real time...

Wait, can't you just look out the window??!!
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Oh that's actually pretty cool... Like watching imminent doom approaching in real time...

Wait, can't you just look out the window??!!
Lol

Yeah, that yellow/red band just came through and i'm pretty sure just dumped about 1/2" of rain in 20 min.

Next band that comes though i'll take a pic out the window. Already sent my people home, so it's just me holding down the office.
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      09-01-2016, 01:31 PM   #38132
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Oh that's actually pretty cool... Like watching imminent doom approaching in real time...

Wait, can't you just look out the window??!!
Lol

Yeah, that yellow/red band just came through and i'm pretty sure just dumped about 1/2" of rain in 20 min.

Next band that comes though i'll take a pic out the window. Already sent my people home, so it's just me holding down the office.
It's like a movie... The scene from Man of Steel - when Kevin Costner holds down the car to rescue the dog... Stays behind, only to get sucked up into the vortex...

Lemme pop some popcorn !!!
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      09-01-2016, 03:18 PM   #38133
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I cannot wait to get the 335d and teach you a real lesson in power...
A lesson in more weight, less power, and equivalent fuel costs?
Ok.....you want to join the big boy conversation too.....

A tuned 335d can put down 450 whp and 650+ TQ in a car that weighs 3,549 lbs.....

So, that's more HP and significantly more TQ than a stock F8x M3/4, and still gets 38 MPG with AGGRESSIVE driving.

I believe the F80 M4 weighs 3,556 lbs too...?
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      09-01-2016, 03:20 PM   #38134
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But it looks like FL is about to get bitch slapped. lol

I saw some video from Tamiami Trl in Sarasota today....serious flooding already.
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      09-01-2016, 04:00 PM   #38135
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Roger that Bhai ..
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Ok.....you want to join the big boy conversation too.....

A tuned 335d can put down 450 whp and 650+ TQ in a car that weighs 3,549 lbs.....

So, that's more HP and significantly more TQ than a stock F8x M3/4, and still gets 38 MPG with AGGRESSIVE driving.

I believe the F80 M4 weighs 3,556 lbs too...?
That's apples and oranges though, but almost makes the point for me. A tuned diesel reaching the same performance level of a stock gas engine. Torque is cool and useful, don't get me wrong, but power is acceleration and a wider power band is more versatile.

Also, I have my doubts about the 38mpg figure, although maybe we just have different definitions of "aggressive".

Not to mention, it only came with a slushbox in this country, so in the absence of the man-pedal, the only "D" on board may be on the badge.
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      09-01-2016, 05:20 PM   #38138
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Ok.....you want to join the big boy conversation too.....

A tuned 335d can put down 450 whp and 650+ TQ in a car that weighs 3,549 lbs.....

So, that's more HP and significantly more TQ than a stock F8x M3/4, and still gets 38 MPG with AGGRESSIVE driving.

I believe the F80 M4 weighs 3,556 lbs too...?
That's apples and oranges though, but almost makes the point for me. A tuned diesel reaching the same performance level of a stock gas engine. Torque is cool and useful, don't get me wrong, but power is acceleration and a wider power band is more versatile.

Also, I have my doubts about the 38mpg figure, although maybe we just have different definitions of "aggressive".

Not to mention, it only came with a slushbox in this country, so in the absence of the man-pedal, the only "D" on board may be on the badge.
By slushbox, you mean DCT with M-Sport Package...?

Anyway - 1/8 or 1/4 mile with 650 TQ and 450 whp.....yea, I'll take that Diesel any day

FTR - I get 35 mpg in a 5,000 lb SUV and 50+ in my other TDi.....

Stay in your lane - let the adults continue with the discussion
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Ok.....you want to join the big boy conversation too.....

A tuned 335d can put down 450 whp and 650+ TQ in a car that weighs 3,549 lbs.....

So, that's more HP and significantly more TQ than a stock F8x M3/4, and still gets 38 MPG with AGGRESSIVE driving.

I believe the F80 M4 weighs 3,556 lbs too...?
That's apples and oranges though, but almost makes the point for me. A tuned diesel reaching the same performance level of a stock gas engine. Torque is cool and useful, don't get me wrong, but power is acceleration and a wider power band is more versatile.

Also, I have my doubts about the 38mpg figure, although maybe we just have different definitions of "aggressive".

Not to mention, it only came with a slushbox in this country, so in the absence of the man-pedal, the only "D" on board may be on the badge.
By slushbox, you mean DCT with M-Sport Package...?

Anyway - 1/8 or 1/4 mile with 650 TQ and 450 whp.....yea, I'll take that Diesel any day

FTR - I get 35 mpg in a 5,000 lb SUV and 50+ in my other TDi.....

Stay in your lane - let the adults continue with the discussion
By adults in this conversation - do you mean the adults that tell me that a diesel vehicle will destroy a motorcycle? A 600cc or even a 1000cc motorcycle??!! That kind of adult conversation??!!!

Please tell me on what planet a diesel is going to outrun a crotch rocket??!!!





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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
well... I figured you wouldn't be able to deny that no tuned 335d is gonna come close to touching a veyron, and if no veyron can touch a motorcycle?!

I told you... We can only settle this one way...

John Deere tractor drag !!! Uhhh, you'll have to supply the tractors though...
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Ugh I really need this. Mostly because of ASB.
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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
well... I figured you wouldn't be able to deny that no tuned 335d is gonna come close to touching a veyron, and if no veyron can touch a motorcycle?!

I told you... We can only settle this one way...

John Deere tractor drag !!! Uhhh, you'll have to supply the tractors though...
Well....I have a diesel tractor and a gas lawn mower....I'll take the diesel
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