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      08-31-2016, 07:51 PM   #38061
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Ok people, no posting a million emojis at once.

Now let's see if Verbiage is back too.
If he is, I'm using the Mel Gibson line for Lethal Weapon 2. Once in a lifetime opportunity it's.

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      08-31-2016, 08:11 PM   #38062
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Well... That's no buenos...
Poor guy's gonna get a blood pressure spike and keel over and die when he sees he's been banned...

And the real loser then? USA Today for losing another crossword puzzle competitor...they must be used to seeing so many go so quickly

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      08-31-2016, 08:20 PM   #38063
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Who the actually fuck thought of "dicks out for hamarabe"?
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      08-31-2016, 08:30 PM   #38064
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I think I barfed myself into oblivion. The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Lol how many apologies did it take?
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      08-31-2016, 08:41 PM   #38065
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I think I barfed myself into oblivion. The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Ok. You are banned from using any emoji's.

Your early policy of eschewing them was correct.

We know why. It's ok. The first step is always admitting the problem.
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I thought I'd be left here with 1MOREMOD , smoosh and, shoei *shudders then s*
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I thought I'd be left here with 1MOREMOD , smoosh and, shoei *shudders then s*
Add some more barf emoji's... I dare you...

Just like 74 more...
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Who the actually fuck thought of "dicks out for hamarabe"?
Do you really have to ask?
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Add some more barf emoji's... I dare you...

Just like 74 more...
This is why we can't have nice things. THIS.
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Add some more barf emoji's... I dare you...

Just like 74 more...
This is why we can't have nice things. THIS.
Don't blame me !!! Blame jtodd !!!!
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Can't even deal right now... Listening to some dude who is telling me how manly his X1 was... He says it "flew" and it was modded so it was "on fleek..."

Dying... Name's have been withheld to protect the innocent...
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      08-31-2016, 08:50 PM   #38072
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Don't blame me !!! Blame jtodd !!!!
You set the bar low by peeing in everyone's yard. When they round up the usual suspects, there you are. I'm just the messenger here.
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Can't even deal right now... Listening to some dude who is telling me how manly his X1 was... He says it "flew" and it was modded so it was "on fleek..."

Dying... Name's have been withheld to protect the innocent...
Lol

Like the guy around here telling me his modded 650 is just as fast as my M6...
That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works.
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Lol how many apologies did it take?
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edit: I havnt been on here at all. Im with a new chick--well been, its normal, my speed, no more $100.00 starbucks cups.
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I think im getting my car back today.

2 weeks!!

edit: I havnt been on here at all. Im with a new chick--well been, its normal, my speed, no more $100.00 starbucks cups.
How dare you get your happiness "out there"?
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      09-01-2016, 07:28 AM   #38078
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How dare you get your happiness "out there"?
crazy right?

the orangoutang bitch has been reaching out hard core to me but Im just like:

Na I told shorty to curve, she like curve? I'm like curve
She like what that mean, I'm like that mean get away from me
Ya breath stink, you heard a tic tacs?
Curve man, get outta here
Big Pun was alive he'd tell you to go that way, curve


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crazy right?

the orangoutang bitch has been reaching out hard core to me but Im just like:

Na I told shorty to curve, she like curve? I'm like curve
She like what that mean, I'm like that mean get away from me
Ya breath stink, you heard a tic tacs?
Curve man, get outta here
Big Pun was alive he'd tell you to go that way, curve


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I used to like her to be like a split finger fastball, low and fast. Now I want her to curve.

Some mileage could be had with this analogy.
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I think im getting my car back today.

2 weeks!!

edit: I havnt been on here at all. Im with a new chick--well been, its normal, my speed, no more $100.00 starbucks cups.
Yay for normal chicks

Happy for you!
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Stay dry Mr Tonka BeastMode335i dasblack et al
I was actually in Aruba, just got back last night lol.. I was nice and dry on a beach far far away
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