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      08-26-2016, 12:11 PM   #37775
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13k RPM vacuum sounds very intriguing. About to have a fun weekend with that bad boy.
Good and you? You haven't been very active on the forum lately, new ventures?
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      08-26-2016, 12:14 PM   #37776
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Good and you? You haven't been very active on the forum lately, new ventures?
Not too shabby. Not really, just completely swamped at work putting in 10+ hour days and still not getting everything done by the end of the week. Haven't been able to make time for OT unfortunately.
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      08-26-2016, 12:56 PM   #37777
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Good and you? You haven't been very active on the forum lately, new ventures?
Not too shabby. Not really, just completely swamped at work putting in 10+ hour days and still not getting everything done by the end of the week. Haven't been able to make time for OT unfortunately.
Yea, but when you think you're out.....

I pulls you back in!!

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      08-26-2016, 01:01 PM   #37778
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Good and you? You haven't been very active on the forum lately, new ventures?
Not too shabby. Not really, just completely swamped at work putting in 10+ hour days and still not getting everything done by the end of the week. Haven't been able to make time for OT unfortunately.
Yea, but when you think you're out.....

I pulls you back in!!
That sounded a little rapey...
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      08-26-2016, 01:03 PM   #37779
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Good and you? You haven't been very active on the forum lately, new ventures?
Not too shabby. Not really, just completely swamped at work putting in 10+ hour days and still not getting everything done by the end of the week. Haven't been able to make time for OT unfortunately.
Yea, but when you think you're out.....

I pulls you back in!!
That sounded a little rapey...
Shhhhhh hush those pretty little lips

Sleep my child, sleep
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      08-26-2016, 01:12 PM   #37780
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Yea, but when you think you're out.....

I pulls you back in!!
Well, work did finally get me set up with an actual computer and dual monitors to be more productive. They probably meant so I can work and OT at the same time?
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      08-26-2016, 01:24 PM   #37781
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Good and you? You haven't been very active on the forum lately, new ventures?
Not too shabby. Not really, just completely swamped at work putting in 10+ hour days and still not getting everything done by the end of the week. Haven't been able to make time for OT unfortunately.
Yea, but when you think you're out.....

I pulls you back in!!
That sounded a little rapey...
I like the way you think
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      08-26-2016, 01:33 PM   #37782
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      08-26-2016, 01:38 PM   #37783
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Yea, but when you think you're out.....

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I like the way you think
Well... That's why I'm your beneficiary !!!
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      08-26-2016, 03:05 PM   #37784
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Well... That's why I'm your beneficiary !!!
...what? He said I was since I offered to look after him in two years so he doesn't have to go to the "old people home".
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      08-26-2016, 03:26 PM   #37785
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Well... That's why I'm your beneficiary !!!
...what? He said I was since I offered to look after him in two years so he doesn't have to go to the "old people home".
Sounds like he's writing checks everywhere, ax... Everywhere !!!
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      08-26-2016, 04:10 PM   #37786
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Well shoei - Axius loves me for my mind and my body.....you only chase my wallet
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      08-26-2016, 04:36 PM   #37787
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      08-26-2016, 04:37 PM   #37788
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Haha!

So far, it's all good in the hood. Fingers crossed!
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Well shoei - Axius loves me for my mind and my body.....you only chase my wallet
Second creepy comment you've said today... In regards to Axius... This feels like how it goes down with a preacher and an alter boy...

Poor axius... All the bacon in the world won't be able to save him...

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      08-26-2016, 10:11 PM   #37792
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That's nuts. Just stay still.....very,very still.
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