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      08-26-2016, 01:23 AM   #37753
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Know your place !!! You've been gone awhile - that's my role now with Winston Churchill over there...

There is room for both of us here. I am surprised he is allowed to be up this late...
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      08-26-2016, 01:25 AM   #37754
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Know your place !!! You've been gone awhile - that's my role now with Winston Churchill over there...

There is room for both of us here. I am surprised he is allowed to be up this late...
He doesn't have much need for sleep anymore... I'm sure he's slept enough for two lifetimes already...
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      08-26-2016, 01:28 AM   #37755
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He doesn't have much need for sleep anymore... I'm sure he's slept enough for two lifetimes already...
True. He is probably tending to the livestock at the moment, or else he'd be all over these posts.
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      08-26-2016, 01:36 AM   #37756
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I have effectively removed a population of over 50 pigeons around our neighborhood. Owls, scare tape, sounds, and flashy shit only temporarily deter them. They adapt quickly and they are smarter than you think. They will start shitting on your owl just to show you how stupid you are. The only way is to shoot them dead and eventually they will stop coming. Now that they're all gone, I kinda miss them... cuz I got nothing to shoot.
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      08-26-2016, 01:36 AM   #37757
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He doesn't have much need for sleep anymore... I'm sure he's slept enough for two lifetimes already...
True. He is probably tending to the livestock at the moment, or else he'd be all over these posts.
He doesn't even have much left... Abandoned even Waffles to his parents farm...
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      08-26-2016, 01:37 AM   #37758
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I have effectively removed a population of over 50 pigeons around our neighborhood. Owls, scare tape, sounds, and flashy shit only temporarily deter them. They adapt quickly and they are smarter than you think. They will start shitting on your owl just to show you how stupid you are. The only way is to shoot them dead and eventually they will stop coming. Now that they're all gone, I kinda miss them... cuz I got nothing to shoot.
What did you shoot them with? Is it quiet and can I borrow it?
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      08-26-2016, 03:31 AM   #37759
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What did you shoot them with? Is it quiet and can I borrow it?
It's not that quiet and it's illegal so no you can't borrow it Tare Bear.
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      08-26-2016, 03:37 AM   #37760
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Not too much, leaving to get married in Austria in just over 2 weeks. The trip will go through Prague, Vienna, Salzburg (wedding), Munich (Oktoberfest), Lucerne, and Zurich. Should be pretty damn fun. Have a bunch of close friends going that have never been in Europe, so that will be cool as well!
Euro delivery of a mail order bride? Nice.

But srsly, congrats!
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      08-26-2016, 03:42 AM   #37761
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So I surprised myself and can actually drive a stick shift. Traded cars with a forum member (can't believe he trusted me ) Wasn't planning to make this a video as I had just come from the gym but whatever:
Nice. A little over gripping is not bad after "many years". You could see you visibly relaxed after a while. Next step - someone's e92 M so you do shifts up in the 7-8000 RPM range! Looked like fun.
I would probably over grip too, but I never let it go that long between sessions. Wait, still talking about cars?
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      08-26-2016, 03:52 AM   #37762
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Pfff, thats nothing compared to my quad pipe sound
Nice to read that you are convinced from your engines, but Im more Trent related
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      08-26-2016, 07:59 AM   #37763
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I probably would if it were a second car because on some days I don't want to be that engaged while driving.
Blasphemy!!!
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      08-26-2016, 07:59 AM   #37764
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I probably would if it were a second car because on some days I don't want to be that engaged while driving.
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      08-26-2016, 08:00 AM   #37765
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Nice. A little over gripping is not bad after "many years". You could see you visibly relaxed after a while. Next step - someone's e92 so you do shifts up in the 7-8000 RPM range! Looked like fun.
I would probably over grip too, but I never let it go that long between sessions. Wait, still talking about cars?
Life begins at 8,000 RPM. Or at least it did in the past.
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      08-26-2016, 08:11 AM   #37766
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Yeah, I realize that too, my new Performance steering wheel wouldnt display rpm's below 6500 or somewhere into that range. Whats a bit confusing: Normally the red LED's appearing if you have to shift, after the green band is ending - here its vice versa, you have to ride the red band until it switches to green to signal to shift up...weird
Could be, that a bunch of 3 series driver had kinda color blind, but I suppose thats not the reason behind this
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      08-26-2016, 08:48 AM   #37767
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Ok, so far no pigeons!
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I have effectively removed a population of over 50 pigeons around our neighborhood. Owls, scare tape, sounds, and flashy shit only temporarily deter them. They adapt quickly and they are smarter than you think. They will start shitting on your owl just to show you how stupid you are. The only way is to shoot them dead and eventually they will stop coming. Now that they're all gone, I kinda miss them... cuz I got nothing to shoot.
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What did you shoot them with? Is it quiet and can I borrow it?
You know, if the owl isn't cutting it, I know of a certain forum member currently on a ban-cation who repels all creatures, both great and small.

All he needs is a pair of binoculars, a little shrub to hide behind, and he'll be right at home. Plus, he's perfectly legal (currently).

The downside is that the repellent factor would work just as well on you as it would on the pigeons. So...yeah...weigh the positives / negatives before you import him.
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Ok, so far no pigeons!
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I have effectively removed a population of over 50 pigeons around our neighborhood. Owls, scare tape, sounds, and flashy shit only temporarily deter them. They adapt quickly and they are smarter than you think. They will start shitting on your owl just to show you how stupid you are. The only way is to shoot them dead and eventually they will stop coming. Now that they're all gone, I kinda miss them... cuz I got nothing to shoot.
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What did you shoot them with? Is it quiet and can I borrow it?
You know, if the owl isn't cutting it, I know of a certain forum member currently on a ban-cation who repels all creatures, both great and small.

All he needs is a pair of binoculars, a little shrub to hide behind, and he'll be right at home. Plus, he's perfectly legal (currently).

The downside is that the repellent factor would work just as well on you as it would on the pigeons. So...yeah...weigh the positives / negatives before you import him.
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      08-26-2016, 11:24 AM   #37769
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Hey MKSixer - missing the 8,000+ RPM rush..?

The one problem with a S/C S65 (if you actually believe such a thing can exist) - the car hits the limiter far too quickly now

Before - I had a little more time to enjoy the howl of the ITB's....
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Life begins at 8,000 RPM. Or at least it did in the past.
13,000 RPM if we want to talk about some real life stuff.


That's my post for the day. Back to work.
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13,000 RPM if we want to talk about some real life stuff.


That's my post for the day. Back to work.
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13,000 RPM if we want to talk about some real life stuff.


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