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      07-06-2016, 12:45 PM   #3741
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Lol. That last chick looked nice. But; I don't think I'm that good looking to pull that off :b.

Maybe I'll just do a tunnel blast in the 458, and put it up :b.
don't count yourself out before you've tried..

okay, but it has to involve a chick .. cuz we're perverts
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      07-06-2016, 12:47 PM   #3744
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I'm on an east coast right now actually.
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okay, how about something like this?

Aatish is this what happens?
















Can I borrow your 458?
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Lol. That last chick looked nice. But; I don't think I'm that good looking to pull that off :b.

Maybe I'll just do a tunnel blast in the 458, and put it up :b.
don't count yourself out before you've tried..

okay, but it has to involve a chick .. cuz we're perverts
I'll capture her screaming in the passenger seat?
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Aatish is this what happens?

Can I borrow your 458?
stop making excuses
if you can pull it off with a ferrari, you can pull it off without one..
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I'll capture her screaming in the passenger seat?
okay, but without using the car.. use you finger? sorry too pervy
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I about pulled mine off once being too vigorous with the shop vac
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Can I borrow your 458?
Lol, it happens a lot.

I have a wedding hall. Indian weddings and receptions happen on Saturdays. I occasionally pull up and park under the main canopy when I'm doing my rounds, and I sometimes bring the 458. On my way out, I always get some Indian chick asking what I'm doing.
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okay, but without using the car.. use you finger? sorry too pervy
Lmao.

Yikes
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Lol, it happens a lot.

I have a wedding hall. Indian weddings and receptions happen on Saturdays. I occasionally pull up and park under the main canopy when I'm doing my rounds, and I sometimes bring the 458. On my way out, I always get some Indian chick asking what I'm doing.
so...???
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I about pulled mine off once being too vigorous with the shop vac
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This one time, I was filling up gas. My friend and I were grabbing dinner, so he was chilling in the passenger seat.

A chick (6/10) and her friend (2/10) started asking about the car. 2/10 was like "you should give me a ride, I'm single". I said "I would (nope), but I have to grab dinner with my friend, and we're running late". She was like "fuck your friend, I'm a girl, you should be all over me". Or something along those lines.


I really didn't want to drag this on any longer, so I just told her I like dudes. She was mortified. My friend was laughing his ass off.
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This one time, I was filling up gas. My friend and I were grabbing dinner, so he was chilling in the passenger seat.

A chick (6/10) and her friend (2/10) started asking about the car. 2/10 was like "you should give me a ride, I'm single". I said "I would (nope), but I have to grab dinner with my friend, and we're running late". She was like "fuck your friend, I'm a girl, you should be all over me". Or something along those lines.


I really didn't want to drag this on any longer, so I just told her I like dudes. She was mortified. My friend was laughing his ass off.
what if it were the 6?
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This one time, I was filling up gas. My friend and I were grabbing dinner, so he was chilling in the passenger seat.

A chick (6/10) and her friend (2/10) started asking about the car. 2/10 was like "you should give me a ride, I'm single". I said "I would (nope), but I have to grab dinner with my friend, and we're running late". She was like "fuck your friend, I'm a girl, you should be all over me". Or something along those lines.


I really didn't want to drag this on any longer, so I just told her I like dudes. She was mortified. My friend was laughing his ass off.

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stop making excuses
if you can pull it off with a ferrari, you can pull it off without one..
Pretty sure it helps to have a Ferrari versus a 12 year old M3 or a VW.
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Lol, it happens a lot.

I have a wedding hall. Indian weddings and receptions happen on Saturdays. I occasionally pull up and park under the main canopy when I'm doing my rounds, and I sometimes bring the 458. On my way out, I always get some Indian chick asking what I'm doing.
Damn. I'm not sure if I want a 458 or want to be Indian right now.
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This one time, I was filling up gas. My friend and I were grabbing dinner, so he was chilling in the passenger seat.

A chick (6/10) and her friend (2/10) started asking about the car. 2/10 was like "you should give me a ride, I'm single". I said "I would (nope), but I have to grab dinner with my friend, and we're running late". She was like "fuck your friend, I'm a girl, you should be all over me". Or something along those lines.


I really didn't want to drag this on any longer, so I just told her I like dudes. She was mortified. My friend was laughing his ass off.
LMAO
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Lol, it happens a lot.

I have a wedding hall. Indian weddings and receptions happen on Saturdays. I occasionally pull up and park under the main canopy when I'm doing my rounds, and I sometimes bring the 458. On my way out, I always get some Indian chick asking what I'm doing.
so...???
Nothing in the recent lol
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