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      05-20-2014, 09:04 AM   #353
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Panera Bread did NOT have bread ready yesterday so I had to wait like 5 minutes. I was like "Come on! you have bread in your name but you dont have bread available? What kind of establishment is this?" Long story short, I had to wait 5 minutes to eat my soup with a piece of bread
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So you got that intermittent starting problem fixed?
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Panera Bread did NOT have bread ready yesterday so I had to wait like 5 minutes. I was like "Come on! you have bread in your name but you dont have bread available? What kind of establishment is this?" Long story short, I had to wait 5 minutes to eat my soup with a piece of bread
Zackly...soup was too cold, bread was too hot, ice cubes diluted your soft drink. It's just so not fair!
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      05-20-2014, 10:38 AM   #357
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You have nothing to whine about. How awful. I'd go insane without something to feel sorry for myself about.

So yes, you do have problems.
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      05-20-2014, 10:56 AM   #358
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Panera Bread did NOT have bread ready yesterday so I had to wait like 5 minutes. I was like "Come on! you have bread in your name but you dont have bread available? What kind of establishment is this?" Long story short, I had to wait 5 minutes to eat my soup with a piece of bread
Reminds me of a Macaroni Grill I worked at in college. We were constantly running out of pasta!! Like WTF this is a pasta restaurant and we have no F*cking noodles!!!
It's not like they make that shit fresh!!
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If I had a dollar for every time some twat wrote my name as "Well" instead of "Will".



WHO NAMES THEIR KID WELL?
OH you just reminded me!! My first name is Ed, and my last name is Williams, but if I had a dollar for every time somebody called me "William" "Will" or even "Bill", I won't need to earn my wages!
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      05-20-2014, 12:13 PM   #360
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Takes me four hours to wash my car. One to wash, three dicking around untangling these so called "kink free" hoses.
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      05-20-2014, 12:24 PM   #361
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You have nothing to whine about. How awful. I'd go insane without something to feel sorry for myself about.

So yes, you do have problems.
I agree, this may actually be the biggest problem I have heard so far.
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If I had a dollar for every time some twat wrote my name as "Well" instead of "Will".



WHO NAMES THEIR KID WELL?
Argh I feel the pain, people always try to spell my name "Patric" missing the "k" and I have literally never met anyone who spelled it that way.
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My neighbor has his car alarm set to hyper sensitive. Every time a car drives past, a cat rubs up against it or it rains his alarm is going off. Usually at 3 in the morning.
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My neighbor has his car alarm set to hyper sensitive. Every time a car drives past, a cat rubs up against it or it rains his alarm is going off. Usually at 3 in the morning.
Sounds like all your neighbors' first world problem too
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I have one of those "kink free hoses"as well. 75 bucks worth of Lowes best Kevlar hose. Within 10 minutes of washing my car (after un-kinking the kink free hose) my four legged hose Terminator of a German Shepherd decided to bite hole the size Guam in it.

As if thats not enough, this is the 2nd one that she has done this too....first world problem.
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my garage door was slightly cracked when my Mexican yard workers came to do my yard...

got my motorcycle all dusty.....
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I have one of those "kink free hoses"as well. 75 bucks worth of Lowes best Kevlar hose. Within 10 minutes of washing my car (after un-kinking the kink free hose) my four legged hose Terminator of a German Shepherd decided to bite hole the size Guam in it.

As if thats not enough, this is the 2nd one that she has done this too....first world problem.
My dog chewed the leather on my Louis Vuitton briefcase
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      05-20-2014, 08:09 PM   #368
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My protein shake tastes much better with almond milk, but it ran out so I had to make it with water today.
I have to cycle passwords with the most stringent requirements ever, and now I can't remember it.
I'm hungry, but nothing in the house appeals to me and I don't feel like heading out either.

Let's toss in this one that is super ignorant [/troll]...
All these frickin' wildfires are making my car dirty!!! I can't stand it when I go outside for a minute and my car is covered in ashes!
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      05-20-2014, 08:29 PM   #370
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Was late for work this morning so I decided to wait until this evening to fill up the tank. F**king gas went up 30 friggin' cents a gallon today. WTF? Did the Middle East disappear into a black hole or something?
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      05-20-2014, 08:40 PM   #371
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Did the Middle East disappear into a black hole or something?
No but the "Arab Spring" is not working out as well as people thought.
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"my garage door was slightly cracked when my Mexican yard workers came to do my yard...

got my motorcycle all dusty....."

I hate it when the yard workers at my office blow dust and grass on my car...pisses me the eff off!
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No but the "Arab Spring" is not working out as well as people thought.
Never thought it was working out well. [Rest of a long post deleted. Doesn't really belong here. Mea culpa.]
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I usually take my vacation in Sept, however due to some work changes I'm going to have to take it in a couple of weeks. The resort I like to go to in Mexico is sold out, I'm now stuck having to stay at their other location which is a couple of years older than thew one I typically stay at. I was also unable to get an upgraded room as everything was sold out. So now I am stuck having to go to a slightly older resort in a standard room that has a jacuzzi inside the room but not outside!!! FML
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