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      03-18-2015, 03:19 PM   #353
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      03-18-2015, 03:49 PM   #354
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Banned for not providing pics of said East Asian Women.
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Banned for excluding the rest of Asian women outside of East Asia. India is part of Asia, and Idnian women can be pretty hot..

(Also, Asian American women can be pretty hot as well...)

So you are double banned for excluding at least two different types of Asian women. Shame on you.
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Banned for using two pointy things... if you are using more than one thing to point at a time, something ain't right...
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Banned for using two pointy things... if you are using more than one thing to point at a time, something ain't right...
Banned for not using at least one "pointy thing"
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Banned for using two pointy things... if you are using more than one thing to point at a time, something ain't right...
Banned for not using at least one "pointy thing"
Banned for making me feel self conscious about not using my pointy thing often enough
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^ Banned for not using pointy things now.
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^ Banned for not using pointy things now.
Banned for using only 1 pointy thing ^^


You're all banned for calling a caret "the pointy thing".
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banned for using two pointy things and not trying to make the rest of your avatar underneath said pointy things.
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banned for using two pointy things and not trying to make the rest of your avatar underneath said pointy things.
Banned for still calling it a pointy thing after 954Stealth corrected it as a caret.
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Banned for overuse of the phrase "pointy thing"
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Banned for overuse of the phrase "pointy thing"
banned for banning due to the overuse of the phrase "pointy thing", while using the phrase "pointy thing".
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banned for banning due to the overuse of the phrase "pointy thing", while using the phrase "pointy thing".
Banned for banning the banned and also for retyping "pointy thing" twice and now isn't pointy anymore
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Banned for banning the banned and also for retyping "pointy thing" twice and now isn't pointy anymore
Banned for making my head spin regarding something that isn't pointy anymore.
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banned for moving from Buffalo to Miami.
Banned for not including "pointy thing" in your post even though we clearly said it's not called a pointy thing.




Pointy thing.


If you google image "pointy thing", that second photo looks strange.
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Speaking of banned, why was litos banned?
That can get you banned.
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I'm banning myself. That is all.
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I'm banning myself. That is all.
Ban for banning self. I also ban upstatedoc as I moved from Beacon, NY to Scarface Land, not from Buffalo
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Ban for banning self. I also ban upstatedoc as I moved from Beacon, NY to Scarface Land, not from Buffalo
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