I'm selling my virginity

aut0sh0cker · 09-18-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nypeder

^

fuck it: she can have both cars in my sig, a macbook pro, and a bottle of lube...

Oh and a compassionate Ivy League guy (me)

BEAT THAT!

/thread, now WHERE'S MY WOMAN!?

Nypeder · 09-18-2008, 05:47 PM

my offer:

our penthouse in the city for a year

quagmire · 09-18-2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

fuck it: she can have both cars in my sig, a macbook pro, and a bottle of lube...

Oh and a compassionate Ivy League guy (me)

BEAT THAT!

/thread, now WHERE'S MY WOMAN!?

How about a compassionate and caring guy that can fly her any where she wants( me once I get my private pilots license at the end of the school year).

aut0sh0cker · 09-18-2008, 05:49 PM

how about we settle this offline...

quagmire · 09-18-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

how about we settle this offline...

Where is the compassion and caring in that? Violence solves nothing.

aut0sh0cker · 09-18-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by quagmire

Where is the compassion and caring in that? Violence solves nothing.

who said anything about violence? I was thinking more along the lines of rock, paper, scissors...

quagmire · 09-18-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

who said anything about violence? I was thinking more along the lines of rock, paper, scissors...

That is pretty violent. Think about it. Rock smashes scissors( sounds pretty violent to me), paper covering rock( how it beats it though I don't know, but sounds like RAPE!

),and scissors cuts paper( practically stabbing paper). Rock, paper, scissors is not all that innocent as we like it to believe.

aut0sh0cker · 09-18-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by quagmire

That is pretty violent. Think about it. Rock smashes scissors( sounds pretty violent to me), paper covering rock( how it beats it though I don't know, but sounds like RAPE!

),and scissors cuts paper( practically stabbing paper). Rock, paper, scissors is not all that innocent as we like it to believe.

alright then: Sara will pick a number from 1 to 100 and we will try to guess...

thats about as nonviolent as i can think of right now. ..besides like, a hunger strike, or something.. but nobody wants that

boostedbavarian · 09-18-2008, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nypeder

my offer:

our penthouse in the city for a year

you dont have that your lying but you can borrow my house for the night..lol

silvergray545 · 09-18-2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by quagmire

But, the value of his 2005 545i is probably lower then that of the 335xi+MBA+iMac+iPhone. Plus, a compassionate and caring guy is priceless. You can't outbid that. Auction over, I win.

hey man why do you have to hate on me because my car is a 2005 and its an E60? and you are saying that im not compassionate and caring? pfft shows what you know...

oh and i looked on KBB to see what the value of my car is compared to a 07 E90 335xi with 15k and the difference is only like $700 so booya. haha

quagmire · 09-18-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

hey man why do you have to hate on me because my car is a 2005 and its an E60? and you are saying that im not compassionate and caring? pfft shows what you know...

oh and i looked on KBB to see what the value of my car is compared to a 07 E90 335xi with 15k and the difference is only like $700 so booya. haha

Don't forget the Apple Gear.

Plus, the 335xi has 12K.

silvergray545 · 09-18-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by quagmire

Don't forget the Apple Gear.

yeah im throwing in the apple gear too. and ill also throw in a set of HREs of her choice.

boostedbavarian · 09-18-2008, 06:45 PM

wow you guys are funny as shit

silvergray545 · 09-18-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by boostedbavarian

wow you guys are funny as shit

very off topic but i <3 your 996

mpimping · 09-18-2008, 06:58 PM

how can she prove that she is a virgin? horseback riding can rupture the hymen so? she never got fingered? she ain't no virgin

mpimping · 09-18-2008, 06:59 PM

how about if 100 guys here paid $300 to be part of a gangbang...

Nypeder · 09-18-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by boostedbavarian

you dont have that your lying but you can borrow my house for the night..lol

DAMN killin mah game son. Its alright tho cause you guys are pitching in for my birthday anyway

Nypeder · 09-18-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

how can she prove that she is a virgin? horseback riding can rupture the hymen so? she never got fingered? she ain't no virgin

she said she has her poop shoot virginity

boostedbavarian · 09-18-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

how can she prove that she is a virgin? horseback riding can rupture the hymen so? she never got fingered? she ain't no virgin

shes not no virgin....

boostedbavarian · 09-18-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nypeder

she said she has her poop shoot virginity

hold on gonna call to confirm now

boostedbavarian · 09-18-2008, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Nypeder

DAMN killin mah game son. Its alright tho cause you guys are pitching in for my birthday anyway

ok mike.. i put up

a crashed orange 996tt
black 996tt
awaiting 627whp pump gas evo

my investment portfolio
and house in rego park est value 1.3 mil

all for mike to smash

JK

boostedbavarian · 09-18-2008, 07:30 PM

ohhh and an e30 bc its a bmw forum

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