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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer daughter with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going

Plus, he knows I won't come asking for him to cosign anything for me unless it's like...an aventador. Or a Bugatti.
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Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer daughter with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going

Plus, he knows I won't come asking for him to cosign anything for me unless it's like...an aventador. Or a Bugatti.
Should be disqualified for Bugatti comment...
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I was unaware that ankles could get hairy...
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I know your schtick is to try and drop nuggets on the regs on the forums, but at least get your races correct...

Before or after you braid your ankle hair, doesn't matter...
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
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Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
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      08-16-2016, 09:12 PM   #37297
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer daughter with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going

Plus, he knows I won't come asking for him to cosign anything for me unless it's like...an aventador. Or a Bugatti.
Should be disqualified for Bugatti comment...
Just mentioning cars I don't personally qualify for on my own. The aventador maybe if I downsized where I live/put down a substantial cap cost (which would affect my way of living for a year or two) - but def not the Bugatti. Don't meet required income.
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Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
Makes no sense, you are right... A man who's made so many right decisions, all accumulated into one giant wrong decision...

It's like his repenting for all the correct choices he's made in his life...
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Hey shoei - so much for your theory about me living in a the country, passed by the Bentley dealership today
There are rich hicks too!
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Before or after you braid your ankle hair, doesn't matter...
Why are you doing this to me?
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Hey shoei - so much for your theory about me living in a the country, passed by the Bentley dealership today
There are rich hicks too!
Nothing worse than a damn rich ass country redneck
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
Why would I want his stuff? I've got plenty of my own- so I'm not after it. I say you keep battling for it.

Btw- I seriously fucking hate the east coast. I'm ready to leave ASAP. This weather is shit. And everyone's so skinny here. I miss my thick booty west coast hoes.
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@Mr.SugarSkulls - dude, bring it south!

We invented big booty girls
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
Makes no sense, you are right... A man who's made so many right decisions, all accumulated into one giant wrong decision...

It's like his repenting for all the correct choices he's made in his life...
Shut up you old cup of ramen chink.

I've made more right decisions than you have so haaaaaaa haaaaaaa
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@Mr.SugarSkulls - dude, bring it south!

We invented big booty girls
Are you near Atlanta? I'm thinking of taking a connecting flight there sometime.
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It's so bad here, that the cluster fuck of hipsters in NYC have made me try to disassociate myself as much as possible from them. Bunch of pretentious affluent weirdos.

Shaved all my hair off (no more fuccboi haircut) cover my tatts as much as possible, and live in Nike gym wear. No more skinny jeans. No more v necks. Done. DONE.
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@Mr.SugarSkulls - dude, bring it south!

We invented big booty girls
Are you near Atlanta? I'm thinking of taking a connecting flight there sometime.
Geography much...?

ATL is in Georgia.....that's 2 states away from me
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
Why would I want his stuff? I've got plenty of my own- so I'm not after it. I say you keep battling for it.

Btw- I seriously fucking hate the east coast. I'm ready to leave ASAP. This weather is shit. And everyone's so skinny here. I miss my thick booty west coast hoes.
I really only want the GTS.

The east coast isn't great, but White Plains is absolutely terrible. You should try and get into the city as much as possible.

Edit: avoid Williamsburg at all costs. It's so hipster it's like an Instagram convention.
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@Mr.SugarSkulls - dude, bring it south!

We invented big booty girls
Are you near Atlanta? I'm thinking of taking a connecting flight there sometime.
Geography much...?

ATL is in Georgia.....that's 2 states away from me
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. All these east coast states are tiny anyways.

It's not like I'm axius and drive from state to state. I just remember to living in a Carolina and having a Florida home.
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
Why would I want his stuff? I've got plenty of my own- so I'm not after it. I say you keep battling for it.

Btw- I seriously fucking hate the east coast. I'm ready to leave ASAP. This weather is shit. And everyone's so skinny here. I miss my thick booty west coast hoes.
I really only want the GTS.

The east coast isn't great, but White Plains is absolutely terrible. You should try and get into the city as much as possible.
Isn't the gts a little more expensive than a fully loaded m3/m4? Why didn't you just get one on your own instead of the m3?

I've spent most of my time in Manhattan actually. I only sleep in white plains 3 nights a week.
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