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      08-14-2016, 03:09 PM   #37093
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This is what happens when you fight with a weedeater.....and loose.

Oh well, at least it still sounds better than shoei car under WOT
Well... I think we found Bigfoot however...

Ha Ha...mostly grass

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This is what happens when you fight with a weedeater.....and loose.

Oh well, at least it still sounds better than shoei car under WOT
Stihl ?
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Oh well, at least it still sounds better than shoei car under WOT
Stihl ?
No... Bavarian S55...

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They have the same grey goatee as well.
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This is what happens when you fight with a weedeater.....and loose.

Oh well, at least it still sounds better than shoei car under WOT
Stihl ?
Yep - at least BMW picked a good weedeater to mimic for the sound
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They have the same grey goatee as well.
Careful - poke the bear and get crushed under the boot....like this little sucker did...
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Yeah..I have also a Stihl weedeater it's really good material .
My lawn mower is a Honda and actually rice
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Yeah..I have also a Stihl weedeater it's really good material .
My lawn mower is a Honda and actually rice
Push mower Honda? If so, great choice.

Lawn tractor or garden tractor - need a Deere
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Lawn tractor or garden tractor - need a Deere
Honda HRH 536 QX .
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Sunbathing?

i thought you were a guy.

You live in Munich, right?
I am and I live near Munich. Whats that got to do with it?
Normally Im a coast located guy, which has moved to the damn blue-white hell caused by changing his job.
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i thought you were a guy.

You live in Munich, right?
I am and I live near Munich. Whats that got to do with it?
Normally Im a coast located guy, which has moved to the damn blue-white hell caused by changing his job.
What sector of work?

Medical
Sales
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i thought you were a guy.

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I am and I live near Munich. Whats that got to do with it?
Normally Im a coast located guy, which has moved to the damn blue-white hell caused by changing his job.
Blue white hell. Haha. Which coastal area normally? Nordsee?
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Baltic sea onto an island in the west, grew up there a very long time ago^^
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You're the only guy i came across who sunbaths, we're cool.
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Like the scooter you love to ride, just don't tell anyone about it.
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Like the scooter you love to ride, just don't tell anyone about it.
But why? Let the world know she's snatching my full body weight on her vag.

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