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      02-21-2022, 06:32 PM   #37071
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I will say that not long after I took delivery of my M340i equipped with PS4s tires, I had two incidents involving a screw (no idea where they come from!) within a couple of weeks on the same rear right tire that required me to take it to my local Discount Tire for repair. They warned me it could only be repaired one more time after that, lol.

Those tires are very soft and prone to attracting nails and screws like flies to s***.

Having said that, I will always stick with Michelins, especially the ones that were designed specifically for the vehicle model ("star" marked OEMs).
I have a screw in my right rear tire now. Already been repaired once. milking it....
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The stories I could tell you about some of my patients who practice this form of [sex].



Butt this is the LOL thread.

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The stories I could tell you about some of my patients who practice this form of [sex].

Butt this is the LOL thread.

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I'm sure we are all ears about stories from the ER. :-).
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I'm sure we are all ears about stories from the ER. :-).
Invest in diapers. When your sphincter's muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Not much you can do about the smell. Have fun.

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Invest in diapers. When your sphincters' muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Have fun.
The advice you give to your clients in the ER sounds fine. :-).
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Invest in diapers. When your sphincter's muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Not much you can do about the smell. Have fun.
Well, that Depends.
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