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      08-12-2016, 12:47 PM   #37005
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      08-12-2016, 06:10 PM   #37006
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      08-12-2016, 08:04 PM   #37007
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      08-12-2016, 08:15 PM   #37008
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You need carb up day for one week straight

Looking a little small there bud
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      08-12-2016, 08:21 PM   #37009
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Helped my buddy pick this up in Kentucky. Just got back home. Nice to see him happy
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      08-12-2016, 08:57 PM   #37010
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You need carb up day for one week straight

Looking a little small there bud
Never was big tried to tell you. Still eat your lunch. Wheres your vascularity bro?
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      08-12-2016, 09:43 PM   #37011
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You need carb up day for one week straight

Looking a little small there bud
Never was big tried to tell you. Still eat your lunch. Wheres your vascularity bro?
Lol I ain't got no vascularity bro

Muscle maturity hasn't set in yet. No muscle thickness, grainy look, or vascularity

So the douchebag in the profile pic isn't you? That guy looks bigger...
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      08-12-2016, 09:53 PM   #37012
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      08-12-2016, 10:03 PM   #37013
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Helped my buddy pick this up in Kentucky. Just got back home. Nice to see him happy
This thing runs 155 from a dig in a 1/2 mile....ask me how I know.
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      08-12-2016, 10:50 PM   #37014
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No that's prometheus I'm just a little bitch
Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
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      08-12-2016, 11:07 PM   #37015
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Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
Who is he proposing to?
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      08-12-2016, 11:08 PM   #37016
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Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
Who is he proposing to?
God?
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      08-12-2016, 11:19 PM   #37017
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Commiting suicide to start the human race
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      08-12-2016, 11:20 PM   #37018
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Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
You are a retard. Wish I was looking lIke that. Need drugs
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      08-12-2016, 11:23 PM   #37019
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I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
You are a retard. Wish I was looking lIke that. Need drugs
If you promise to inject your quads, hammies, and calves first, I will purchase you drugs myself
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If you promise to inject your quads, hammies, and calves first, I will purchase you drugs myself
Won't help, maybe synthol
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You two just need to add clenbuterol without the roids- and you'll lean out with some nice lean muscle/no fat/insane vascularity

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      08-13-2016, 03:56 AM   #37022
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Helped my buddy pick this up in Kentucky. Just got back home. Nice to see him happy
This thing runs 155 from a dig in a 1/2 mile....ask me how I know.
This is what you see in your nightmares, isn't it?? Same view also of her taillights...

When you can't keep up with a soccer mom...
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      08-13-2016, 10:12 AM   #37024
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What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

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What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!
New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion
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I was actually thinking of springs and a lip.

I just dont know if the lip fits the "luxury bumper".. Im so confooosed on these slight bumper differences
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