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      08-06-2016, 06:51 PM   #36763
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It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Don't you have a car there? If so, there are some nice little towns along the river, not too far from White Plains.
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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Don't you have a car there? If so, there are some nice little towns along the river, not too far from White Plains.
No...was considering bringing the i8. But time caught up to me, and definitely won't be. Just not worth it for 6 more weeks.

Once I get back to SoCal- I plan to join your league. I've decided that I'm losing my youth and YOLO.

So the i8 will stay in the stable as my daily. And will lease the cheap Lambo (hurracan) with normal doors. The lease deals are actually pretty good on them right now
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No...was considering bringing the i8. But time caught up to me, and definitely won't be. Just not worth it for 6 more weeks.

Once I get back to SoCal- I plan to join your league. I've decided that I'm losing my youth and YOLO.

So the i8 will stay in the stable as my daily. And will lease the cheap Lambo (hurracan) with normal doors. The lease deals are actually pretty good on them right now
Cuz the i8 is too attention grabbing, so you're getting a Lambo?
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I stumbled upon this photo. Mr.SugarSkulls , you need to do a face swap with Bowzer like this one (or let smoosh or Aatish do the photoshop. This has some potential.
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      08-07-2016, 05:45 AM   #36771
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No...was considering bringing the i8. But time caught up to me, and definitely won't be. Just not worth it for 6 more weeks.

Once I get back to SoCal- I plan to join your league. I've decided that I'm losing my youth and YOLO.

So the i8 will stay in the stable as my daily. And will lease the cheap Lambo (hurracan) with normal doors. The lease deals are actually pretty good on them right now
Cuz the i8 is too attention grabbing, so you're getting a Lambo?
A hurracan does attract less attention FYI- I said the cheap model, not the aventador.

Hurracans around SoCal are like 3 series. You seem em every day. Not to mention the lease deals right now are m6 price range with (in retrospect) not much of a cap cost down
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I stumbled upon this photo. Mr.SugarSkulls , you need to do a face swap with Bowzer like this one (or let smoosh or Aatish do the photoshop. This has some potential.
If you're going to photoshop me- remember- I'm currently at 9% body fat.

I'm not chubby- cmon man.
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If you're going to photoshop me- remember- I'm currently at 9% body fat.

I'm not chubby- cmon man.
Oh yeah, I dint mean to imply that! Just that the Bowzer face swap would be awesome. I don't want to contribute to your body dysmorphia. I also did realize that the Hurracan is not as head-turning as the Aventador, but I admit to being surprised that it draws less attention than an i8. I would have thought the label alone (Lambo v. BMW) would have been enough to increase the attention. Interesting.
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If you're going to photoshop me- remember- I'm currently at 9% body fat.

I'm not chubby- cmon man.
Oh yeah, I dint mean to imply that! Just that the Bowzer face swap would be awesome. I don't want to contribute to your body dysmorphia. I also did realize that the Hurracan is not as head-turning as the Aventador, but I admit to being surprised that it draws less attention than an i8. I would have thought the label alone (Lambo v. BMW) would have been enough to increase the attention. Interesting.
Phew- I was about to puke the salad I had for dinner. See what you almost caused?!!

You're absolutely correct that name wise- Lambo>BMW.

But the aventador is nothing "special" nor does it look like its big brother. What's cool about the i8 is that it looks like it came from the future which is (my humble opinion) the reason it calls out more attention. That + while more get on the road- people still haven't seen them as much as an hurracan .

Sure car heads would rather drool over the hurracan, but the majority of people (from my experience) are more curious about the i8. Think of it being the girl in 7th grade who came back after summer vacation with C cups (after being an A just 3 months prior)

It's the only sense I can make of it.
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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Cuz of all the places you chose to go to in NY, you chose Whiteplains...

Could've joined me in the city... But alas, Whiteplains, no thank you...

Below, is a meme of ASBSECU E93 to symbolize your situation of choosing Whiteplains...
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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Cuz of all the places you chose to go to in NY, you chose Whiteplains...

Could've joined me in the city... But alas, Whiteplains, no thank you...

Below, is a meme of ASBSECU E93 to symbolize your situation of choosing Whiteplains...
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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Cuz of all the places you chose to go to in NY, you chose Whiteplains...

Could've joined me in the city... But alas, Whiteplains, no thank you...

Below, is a meme of ASBSECU E93 to symbolize your situation of choosing Whiteplains...
I hate you....
Ssshhhh... Don't worry about me... Worry about stripping bolts on tractors and whatnot... Your weekend is already shot...

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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Cuz of all the places you chose to go to in NY, you chose Whiteplains...

Could've joined me in the city... But alas, Whiteplains, no thank you...

Below, is a meme of ASBSECU E93 to symbolize your situation of choosing Whiteplains...
I hate you....
Ssshhhh... Don't worry about me... Worry about stripping bolts on tractors and whatnot... Your weekend is already shot...

Listen here Martha.....I do man shit on the weekends, unlike some people on here....
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White plains sucks.

It's cool when you're working.

But when you don't have shit to do- all I hear are Jamaicans arguing.

I can't wait to go home.
Cuz of all the places you chose to go to in NY, you chose Whiteplains...

Could've joined me in the city... But alas, Whiteplains, no thank you...

Below, is a meme of ASBSECU E93 to symbolize your situation of choosing Whiteplains...
I hate you....
Ssshhhh... Don't worry about me... Worry about stripping bolts on tractors and whatnot... Your weekend is already shot...

Listen here Martha.....I do man shit on the weekends, unlike some people on here....
Don't talk about Axius like that !!!

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