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      08-03-2016, 11:27 AM   #36631
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See, depending on the star-power and longevity of said stars is no basis for political office-dom. Just ask Monica
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See, depending on the star-power and longevity of said stars is no basis for political office-dom. Just ask Monica
I'm good to go in this role. Chief of Stuff. You can be Undersecretary of Special Stuff.
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Yes! The Axius 1MOREMOD MKSixer troika can lead this country out of it's malaise and into greater stuff.
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      08-03-2016, 12:23 PM   #36636
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      08-03-2016, 12:29 PM   #36637
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      08-03-2016, 12:33 PM   #36638
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      08-03-2016, 01:22 PM   #36639
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"Make America Great Again. To paraphrase Ross Perot, we don't need more of "that giant sucking sound" we heard during the first Clinton administration!"
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Why I gotta always do the heavy lifting.
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      08-03-2016, 01:35 PM   #36642
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I bought a modest quantity of drugs yesterday and you came to mind!
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      08-03-2016, 02:38 PM   #36647
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Why I gotta always do the heavy lifting.
What ASB said. I still struggle with the 10lb free weights, and MK is Chief of Stuff. Stuff that doesn't require lifting. So that leaves you, Chief of lifting stuff.


You also get to beat up people who act out of line.
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      08-03-2016, 03:00 PM   #36648
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What ASB said. I still struggle with the 10lb free weights, and MK is Chief of Stuff. Stuff that doesn't require lifting. So that leaves you, Chief of lifting stuff.


You also get to beat up people who act out of line.
I have a list for this, as well.
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Why I gotta always do the heavy lifting.
Because alien tech built the pyramids and stuff. U can do it!!!
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jtodd_fl Some time back another member was trying to get us to switch to some type of boxer brief that would "change our lives", do you recall this conversation and what brand they were talking about?
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I don't, but I recall gussets... they had nut gussets.
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