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silvergray545 · 08-02-2016, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yelling incoming jump on top and penetrate

"Babe, just lay on the bed with your legs open."

*Backs up to the wall for a running start*

"INCOMING!!!"

Aatish · 08-02-2016, 10:34 AM

She was doing a reenactment of that scene from "Behind enemy Lines" as for play. Just ol' smoosh wasn't down for the squishy.

jtodd_fl · 08-02-2016, 10:38 AM

The good news about using shoei to see if he is dead is that, if he is in fact NOT dead (or only mostly dead) then shoei can just quietly take care of that and retrieve the car.

1MOREMOD · 08-02-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yes.

A simple and easily executable plan.

Exactly, jump on that grenade.

RJ_ · 08-02-2016, 10:59 AM

I was at the gym last night and this 6ft, very fit blonde girl was working out on the bench next to me.

She has headphones in, I don't, and we're just going about our routines. Suddenly, I hear what can only be described as "a woman in the throes of passion" very quietly. My first thought was that someone had a porno video accidentally start playing on their phone in their pocket. That clear.

I look around and since it's late, she's the only one close enough for it to have been. A few minutes later I hear it again. This chick is straight up moaning while working out. It was like rather than breathing heavy, she was pressing the air out of her lungs or just getting off, idk. Not gonna lie, it was pretty hot. There's definitely worse gym scenery.

MKSixer · 08-02-2016, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Exactly, jump on that grenade.

If smoosh isn't dead or mostly dead he can pull this off.

MKSixer · 08-02-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

"Babe, just lay on the bed with your legs open."

*Backs up to the wall for a running start*

"INCOMING!!!"

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I was at the gym last night and this 6ft, very fit blonde girl was working out on the bench next to me.

She has headphones in, I don't, and we're just going about our routines. Suddenly, I hear what can only be described as "a woman in the throes of passion" very quietly. My first thought was that someone had a porno video accidentally start playing on their phone in their pocket. That clear.

I look around and since it's late, she's the only one close enough for it to have been. A few minutes later I hear it again. This chick is straight up moaning while working out. It was like rather than breathing heavy, she was pressing the air out of her lungs or just getting off, idk. Not gonna lie, it was pretty hot. There's definitely worse gym scenery.

You should do what silvergray545 says to do in the above quoted post.

silvergray545 · 08-02-2016, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I was at the gym last night and this 6ft, very fit blonde girl was working out on the bench next to me.

She has headphones in, I don't, and we're just going about our routines. Suddenly, I hear what can only be described as "a woman in the throes of passion" very quietly. My first thought was that someone had a porno video accidentally start playing on their phone in their pocket. That clear.

I look around and since it's late, she's the only one close enough for it to have been. A few minutes later I hear it again. This chick is straight up moaning while working out. It was like rather than breathing heavy, she was pressing the air out of her lungs or just getting off, idk. Not gonna lie, it was pretty hot. There's definitely worse gym scenery.

You popped a boner, didn't you?

MKSixer · 08-02-2016, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You popped a boner, didn't you?

We all know that it wasn't the only thing that popped. Right @RJ_ ?

RJ_ · 08-02-2016, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You popped a boner, didn't you?

This is one of the major reasons to wear compression shorts to the gym.

silvergray545 · 08-02-2016, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

We all know that it wasn't the only thing that popped. Right @RJ_ ?

Well, we both know it wasn't her cherry.

MKSixer · 08-02-2016, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

This is one of the major reasons to wear compression shorts to the gym.

A man with a plan.

RJ_ · 08-02-2016, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Well, we both know it wasn't her cherry.

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

A man with a plan.

Some lessons can only be learned the hard way.

Banana Hammock · 08-02-2016, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You popped a boner, didn't you?

Real question is, who wouldn't?

swagon · 08-02-2016, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I was at the gym last night and this 6ft, very fit blonde girl was working out on the bench next to me.

She has headphones in, I don't, and we're just going about our routines. Suddenly, I hear what can only be described as "a woman in the throes of passion" very quietly. My first thought was that someone had a porno video accidentally start playing on their phone in their pocket. That clear.

I look around and since it's late, she's the only one close enough for it to have been. A few minutes later I hear it again. This chick is straight up moaning while working out. It was like rather than breathing heavy, she was pressing the air out of her lungs or just getting off, idk. Not gonna lie, it was pretty hot. There's definitely worse gym scenery.

U sure it wasn't 1MOREMOD?

1MOREMOD · 08-02-2016, 11:23 AM

Wasn't me I'm a yeller/grunter but didn't go yesterday.

1MOREMOD · 08-02-2016, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

This is one of the major reasons to wear compression shorts to the gym.

Is that to contain it or show it off?

jtodd_fl · 08-02-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is that to contain it or show it off?

No kidding... if compression shorts hide it, then you need to build up some strength, sporto.

Axius · 08-02-2016, 11:27 AM

I want to stab someone in the eyes today.

///M Power-Belgium · 08-02-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I want to stab someone in the eyes today.

Here you go...

RJ_ · 08-02-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No kidding... if compression shorts hide it, then you need to build up some strength, sporto.

How do I do that? Penor curls to failure?

MKSixer · 08-02-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I want to stab someone in the eyes today.

I can send you a list of candidates right away.

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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1207 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	I was at the gym last night and this 6ft, very fit blonde girl was working out on the bench next to me. She has headphones in, I don't, and we're just going about our routines. Suddenly, I hear what can only be described as "a woman in the throes of passion" very quietly. My first thought was that someone had a porno video accidentally start playing on their phone in their pocket. That clear. I look around and since it's late, she's the only one close enough for it to have been. A few minutes later I hear it again. This chick is straight up moaning while working out. It was like rather than breathing heavy, she was pressing the air out of her lungs or just getting off, idk. Not gonna lie, it was pretty hot. There's definitely worse gym scenery.
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