[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

Pixelated and blurry... That's what kind of shoes they are...

You're pretty much useless, shoe-I

you have to know you little beetch!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Bro

They kinda look like the grand chukka from Cole Hans... I wouldn't rock them but different strokes for different folks...

[08njSTEP]

That's sport or chief to you. Maybe ace.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

You're pretty much useless, shoe-I

you have to know you little beetch!!

I like these better, but price point scares me a little...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

That's sport or chief to you. Maybe ace.

Or buddy...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

I like these better, but price point scares me a little...

I like them!!

What are they?

[08njSTEP]

Really been feeling "tiger" as of late. Yeah...tiger...or champ.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Pics of said football sized burrito please!

Well, it is in my stomach currently. I can confirm that it looked like a football. If thrown at some, at a moderate velocity, damage may be caused.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Well, it is in my stomach currently. I can confirm that it looked like a football. If thrown at some, at a moderate velocity, damage may be caused.

Damn that sounds like some good eatin'.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You bastard!!!

1. Yes, that was semi quiet. I only brought it up to 4.5-5k RPM. Still another 3k RPM left to go.

2. It doesn't bother them but they're really nice people and I wouldn't want to be an asshole with the revving.

3. I KNEW THE HONDA JOKES WERE COMING. DAMN IT!

Well... That's what happens when someone posts a clip of an e46 and says they only revved it semi loud...

It's like only having the weed wacker at medium throttle...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well... That's what happens when someone posts a clip of an e46 and says they only revved it semi loud...

It's like only having the weed wacker at medium throttle...

Post bail yet?

[Mr Tonka]

You know what sucks after spending a week riding your bike about 350 miles and tent camping every night?

Getting home and having your AC on the fritz. It's mofugging hot up in this bitch.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Post bail yet?

Damn... This is how rumors start, man !!!

[1MOREMOD]

Romeos?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Romeos?

You called?

*Does the sexy face*

[1MOREMOD]

No the shoes. Georgia boots

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by duck fat

You called?

*Does the sexy face*

O duck fat, duck fat, wherefore art thou, duck fat!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by RJ_

O duck fat, duck fat, wherefore art thou, duck fat!

Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

[smoosh]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'm not sure why I'm about to tell you mofos this, but I should probably tell someone in case I die in an arson tonight...

So, I booked this place on Airbnb for two months while I'm out here in San Diego. I'm living with the individual who's currently leasing the apartment, a 25 year old female. Quiet, introverted, tree-hugging chick. Kind of unusual and a different kind of character...

Let me just get right into it...

Long day at work today, get out at 10pm, stop at In-N-Out and make my way home. Arrive home at 10:35pm. Open the door, all lights in the apartment are off. Not a single light on. No sign of roommate anywhere. Began to walk towards the kitchen and I spot some kind of pile of things on the floor towards the entrance of the bedrooms. I keep walking towards the kitchen...and I notice it's her lying on the ground, her phone to her left side. I go and place my In-N-Out on the kitchen table and walk back towards her. I say her name out loud three times...chick is passed the fuck out on the middle of the floor. One more time, loudly, and she springs up off the ground and says, "there's been a breach." What the fuck, I'm thinking? "Breach of the perimeters." Umm, what does that even mean? I'm like, "Are you ok, (name)?" And she's like, "Oh, I'm fine (giggling), but there's been a breach of the perimeters." Then, she hops up off the floor completely, turns around, and runs straight into her closed bedroom door behind her. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I kid you not, straight head on, right into the door! She stumbles a bit, gets in her room, and everything goes quiet...

I standing there partially in shock partially wondering what the fuck she smoked. I say, again, "are you ok, (name)?" No response. Two more times. "Hey, are you OK, (name)?" Nothing. Then I hear her hop up off her bed, and lock the bedroom door...umm ok. So I walk away at this point. Go into the kitchen, and start eating my food...

At some point, I hear her get out of her bedroom, do something then go back in her bedroom. I'm like, fuck, this isn't the way I pictured I'd die...so I get up and go look to see what the fuck she was doing, and where she was at. As I get up, again, I hear the bedroom door locking...

It's been about 30 minutes since this happened, I'm lying in bed, praying to the lord I live to see another day (if she tries to enter my room, I can handle that...ill beat the living shit out of her. But if she sets the place on fire...I'm fucked). I'm just gonna shoot her a quick text like, "If you need to talk or need anything else, please call or text me, or even bang on my door a few times and I'll answer."

Welp, it was nice knowing all of you.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by smoosh

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'm not sure why I'm about to tell you mofos this, but I should probably tell someone in case I die in an arson tonight...

So, I booked this place on Airbnb for two months while I'm out here in San Diego. I'm living with the individual who's currently leasing the apartment, a 25 year old female. Quiet, introverted, tree-hugging chick. Kind of unusual and a different kind of character...

Let me just get right into it...

Long day at work today, get out at 10pm, stop at In-N-Out and make my way home. Arrive home at 10:35pm. Open the door, all lights in the apartment are off. Not a single light on. No sign of roommate anywhere. Began to walk towards the kitchen and I spot some kind of pile of things on the floor towards the entrance of the bedrooms. I keep walking towards the kitchen...and I notice it's her lying on the ground, her phone to her left side. I go and place my In-N-Out on the kitchen table and walk back towards her. I say her name out loud three times...chick is passed the fuck out on the middle of the floor. One more time, loudly, and she springs up off the ground and says, "there's been a breach." What the fuck, I'm thinking? "Breach of the perimeters." Umm, what does that even mean? I'm like, "Are you ok, (name)?" And she's like, "Oh, I'm fine (giggling), but there's been a breach of the perimeters." Then, she hops up off the floor completely, turns around, and runs straight into her closed bedroom door behind her. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I kid you not, straight head on, right into the door! She stumbles a bit, gets in her room, and everything goes quiet...

I standing there partially in shock partially wondering what the fuck she smoked. I say, again, "are you ok, (name)?" No response. Two more times. "Hey, are you OK, (name)?" Nothing. Then I hear her hop up off her bed, and lock the bedroom door...umm ok. So I walk away at this point. Go into the kitchen, and start eating my food...

At some point, I hear her get out of her bedroom, do something then go back in her bedroom. I'm like, fuck, this isn't the way I pictured I'd die...so I get up and go look to see what the fuck she was doing, and where she was at. As I get up, again, I hear the bedroom door locking...

It's been about 30 minutes since this happened, I'm lying in bed, praying to the lord I live to see another day (if she tries to enter my room, I can handle that...ill beat the living shit out of her. But if she sets the place on fire...I'm fucked). I'm just gonna shoot her a quick text like, "If you need to talk or need anything else, please call or text me, or even bang on my door a few times and I'll answer."

Welp, it was nice knowing all of you.

Game over.

[1MOREMOD]

Youre screwed

[Banana Hammock]

On the bright side, you had In n Out for dinner. That's not a bad last meal.