[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I didn't have a pie tin, so I made it in muffin tins and made little enclosed pie muffins. As such, the appropriate time for it to explode is when I rip into it with a serrated knife and stab it with my dessert fork. Is that a better visual?

You made mini-muffin pies at midnight? Was this a drunk decision?

Much better visual, although I'm suddenly less hungry.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

You made mini-muffin pies at midnight? Was this a drunk decision?

Much better visual, although I'm suddenly less hungry.

I am completely sober. I can't sleep and am reading Sherlock Holmes. I may now make a grilled cheese with goat cheese. Gotta put the fruits of Axius's labor to work.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am completely sober. I can't sleep and am reading Sherlock Holmes. I may now make a grilled cheese with goat cheese. Gotta put the fruits of Axius's labor to work.

How many times hhave you read this book previously? And did I miss something, did ASB rehome his goats to Ax?

[shoei]

Barf at goat cheese... Too pungent... Like your oven is going to be if you don't get the fruit jizz out of your oven...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

How many times hhave you read this book previously? And did I miss something, did ASB rehome his goats to Ax?

Not 72. I've read nearly all the stories except for maybe 8, so getting through those now.

Axius has sex with goats, which helps them produce more milk. So I hear.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

Barf at goat cheese... Too pungent... Like your oven is going to be if you don't get the fruit jizz out of your oven...

Goat cheese is mild and delicious. I'm kind of hoping I can leave the jizz and everything I bake will taste like it's infused with strawberry rhubarb.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Goat cheese is mild and delicious. I'm kind of hoping I can leave the jizz and everything I bake will taste like it's infused with strawberry rhubarb.

And waiting for your comments about jizz to become someone's signature... Congratulations at your fail...

I'd just inhale the rest of your pie-muffins and go to sleep...

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by shoei

And waiting for your comments about jizz to become someone's signature... Congratulations at your fail...

I'd just inhale the rest of your pie-muffins and go to sleep...

She knows exactly what she's doing.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Not 72. I've read nearly all the stories except for maybe 8, so getting through those now.

Axius has sex with goats, which helps them produce more milk. So I hear.

I wonder if the goats ever get jealous of the hookers.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by RJ_

She knows exactly what she's doing.

There was some sarcasm at the fail part... It's a lost battle though, RJ... She always claims it was unintentional... All 4799274 times... I'm just glad there's someone else that sees it...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Goat cheese is mild and delicious. I'm kind of hoping I can leave the jizz and everything I bake will taste like it's infused with strawberry rhubarb.

Mmmm. Strawberry Rhubarb. Best pie ever.... But pie muffins? Just don't cover them over and make mini-tarts... The fruit jizz stays right where you want it. Also, I remember all the warning I got as a kid about the rhubarb leaves - the hysteria reminded me of the old reefer madness videos.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I wonder if the goats ever get jealous of the hookers.

Half the time, the goats are the hookers. Now you know how ASBSECU E93 and Axius met. Even goat hookers need a pimp.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Half the time, the goats are the hookers. Now you know how ASBSECU E93 and Axius met. Even goat hookers need a pimp.

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[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yeah? I got up at 5:45 today, had a fantastic bacon filled breakfast and then rode my bike 73 miles to West Yellostone for the final leg of our tour of Montana. Oh yeah, 55 of those miles were up hill.

365 miles this week with 21,800 ft of elevation ascended.

My legs are beat.

Well, when I was young I used to walk uphill in snow both ways to work every morning without shoes just to put bread on the table.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Not 72. I've read nearly all the stories except for maybe 8, so getting through those now.

Axius has sex with goats, which helps them produce more milk. So I hear.

I TOLD YOU THAT I DO IT FOR THE GOATS. THAT'S IT. NO OTHER REASON.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Half the time, the goats are the hookers. Now you know how ASBSECU E93 and Axius met. Even goat hookers need a pimp.

I remember the day we met at the goat pimp convention in the summer of spring of '16. The sunset was beautiful that night.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Mmmm. Strawberry Rhubarb. Best pie ever.... But pie muffins? Just don't cover them over and make mini-tarts... The fruit jizz stays right where you want it. Also, I remember all the warning I got as a kid about the rhubarb leaves - the hysteria reminded me of the old reefer madness videos.

I'm a fan as well, but I had never tasted huckleberry anything until this week. It's pretty tasty stuff! The pie however was my least favorite huckleberry item. Local made huckleberry ice cream has been my favorite so far. Huckleberry jam, honey, popcorn and the bare fruit are tied for second.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'm a fan as well, but I had never tasted huckleberry anything until this week. It's pretty tasty stuff! The pie however was my least favorite huckleberry item. Local made huckleberry ice cream has been my favorite so far. Huckleberry jam, honey, popcorn and the bare fruit are tied for second.

Damn you. Now I have to find some. I wonder if Huckleberry Hound would be flavorful?

[jtodd_fl]

@Mr Tonka

[Axius]

What the hell does a huckleberry taste like? Where can such things be found?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

She knows exactly what she's doing.

I wonder if the goats ever get jealous of the hookers.

I'd like to clarify that that was not intentional... If I were interested in having someone be like "Biorin, ha ha you so naughty *frantic leg humping*" I'd probably be less subtle about it.

I just want to be able to use the word jizz (my phone autocorrected that to "nizzspelled," wow) as it relates to fruit and have people understand me. I JUST WANNA LIVE.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I decided to bake a pie at 12:15am and now I am stuck waiting for it to bake so I can't sleep. I also don't know how to bake, so my filling prematurely ejaculated and there is fruit jizz all over my oven. Interesting.

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

I made top vents... Using a chopstick, and in the form of demented smiley faces. I just didn't realize how much juice was going to seep out!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

The key right there... I just use a large cookie sheet though.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

This is 101 level stuff, get with the program biorin.