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      07-28-2016, 04:06 PM   #36147
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Axius - don't go all " shoei " on me!!

He'll use words like 'fat' and 'slow' to convince people that Ms. Piggy isn't really an ///M car....

WELL....he is just Jelly that an E93 M3 vert is faster than his F8X chain saw car
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      07-28-2016, 04:15 PM   #36148
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Axius - don't go all " shoei " on me!!

He'll use words like 'fat' and 'slow' to convince people that Ms. Piggy isn't really an ///M car....

WELL....he is just Jelly that an E93 M3 vert is faster than his F8X chain saw car
Oh your car is a real M car... It's just the version that let herself go after having a dozen kids and lived off of cupcakes and twinkles and weighs more than MKSixer and his whale...

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      07-28-2016, 04:16 PM   #36149
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My -01 injectors sound like a diesel pickup, so I've got a reman'd set of -09s on the way.

I can't stomach $200 a piece, got these for $370 total. I figure I can replace these 3 times before OEM would break even.
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      07-28-2016, 04:23 PM   #36150
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shoei - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

All that hate is DELICIOUS!!! I might even get as fat as Ms. Piggy

However - I'd still be faster than you
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      07-28-2016, 04:24 PM   #36151
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Today is a GREAT day to be in GOOG and AMZN....just saying
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      07-28-2016, 04:25 PM   #36152
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shoei - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

All that hate is DELICIOUS!!! I might even get as fat as Ms. Piggy

However - I'd still be faster than you
First off, you couldn't even pass a FAMILY SUV as the soccer mom destroyed you on the road, don't think I don't remember you calling and sobbing about that day !!!

Secondly, even if miss piggy may or may not be as quick as mine, once you get out with your walker with the tennis balls attached to the bottom, I can crawl faster than you walk...

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      07-28-2016, 04:26 PM   #36153
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Hello?? Aatish, is that you??
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      07-28-2016, 04:39 PM   #36154
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SHIT!! GOOG popped, AMZN....WTF
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shoei - You missed out on the Stock Market thread....

shout out to MrPrena - he kept that thing lively
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SHIT!! GOOG popped, AMZN....WTF
That was short lived, your two posts are 15 minutes apart.
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      07-28-2016, 05:34 PM   #36157
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You old men and your slow ass cars, need to hop into your depends so I can walk you both on the 85cc scooter.
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      07-28-2016, 06:43 PM   #36158
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Well. Let me know when you need to know what a real M car sounds like. I'll send you a recording. Hey...you can play it outside the car so people can actually hear your exhaust and know the car running.
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Oh your car is a real M car... It's just the version that let herself go after having a dozen kids and lived off of cupcakes and twinkles and weighs more than MKSixer and his whale...

Well. Let me know when you need to know what a real M car sounds like. I'll send you a recording. Hey...you can play it outside the car so people can actually hear your exhaust and know the car running.
You and ASBSECU E93 with your fat bishes... Couple of chubby chasers...
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Mine weighs least Axius scooter don't count
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      07-28-2016, 06:56 PM   #36161
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Mine weighs least Axius scooter don't count
But is his scooter as sexy as this?!!
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Might be same one
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      07-28-2016, 07:01 PM   #36163
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Not what those gerbils were for. Prolly don't want to ask.
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Not what those gerbils were for. Prolly don't want to ask.
I can only assume you're thinking of the Eminem song. I thought I had forgotten this long ago. Your references never disappoint, JT.
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      07-28-2016, 08:14 PM   #36166
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Not what those gerbils were for. Prolly don't want to ask.
I can only assume you're thinking of the Eminem song. I thought I had forgotten this long ago. Your references never disappoint, JT.
I don't think he meant Eminem, lol...
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I don't think he meant Eminem, lol...
Hmm...well woops.
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Hmm...well woops.
Dude. Get with the program.
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