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      07-05-2016, 09:05 PM   #3587
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Now that's a top shelf white woman.
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Perfectly explains the shitshow that is this thread.
I'm not even mad about it!
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      07-05-2016, 09:17 PM   #3589
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You guys should try country concerts if want to meet some wholesome girls.

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You guys should try country concerts if want to meet some wholesome girls.

I doubt that.

I'd be so bored after about 5 minutes. I'd shoot myself.
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Dammit the fatties are back.
That's all you bro. Everyone knows black guys love fatties.
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Thoughts?
She aight. You'll have to talk to her in person. I know a couple female engineers that have super dry personalities. That's a no go for me.
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make her buy my book and youll get my vote
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8.5/10

the .5 mainly due to the really professional job title she has.
Damn. You're pretty generous. I gotta see the booty first before I start throwing 8.5s out there.
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That's all you bro. Everyone knows black guys love fatties.

She aight. You'll have to talk to her in person. I know a couple female engineers that have super dry personalities. That's a no go for me.

You have a book?

Damn. You're pretty generous. I gotta see the booty first before I start throwing 8.5s out there.

You're so abusive. What did I do to deserve this?
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Lol I'm not fully black fatties don't apply to me.
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I drive by the Verizon center everyday. I notice 1 day a TON of big girls in flannel walking around. Yup, country show going on. It kinda looked like a bull dyke convention.
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Lol I'm not fully black fatties don't apply to me.
73% black FTW
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Here you go, smoosh. Ran across this one earlier today. She seems like your type.
Jesus, what is it with these girls and their eyebrows :

This one looks like she has a flat ass and follows black dudes around the hood in her jeans and Air Force 1s (sorry Verbiage )
I should've never told you guys I was black.
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73% black FTW
I wrote a book, it went top ten on kindle short stories for a bit.

and now I hate writing and never want to do it again
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Seriously Mike?! WTF we have talent in our midst!
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I drive by the Verizon center everyday. I notice 1 day a TON of big girls in flannel walking around. Yup, country show going on. It kinda looked like a bull dyke convention.
Yeah but you know how many girls that are total babes that go to country concerts? I've tried convincing myself that I can go and enjoy a country concert but I just don't fit it.
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I wrote a book, it went top ten on kindle short stories for a bit.

and now I hate writing and never want to do it again
WTF!! Now we really are going to Vegas on your dime.

That's pretty cool. I'd write a book but I don't know what to write about. Haha
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Seriously Mike?! WTF we have talent in our midst!
A top 10 best seller at that!

Hold up someone call Ellen!
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I drive by the Verizon center everyday. I notice 1 day a TON of big girls in flannel walking around. Yup, country show going on. It kinda looked like a bull dyke convention.
Yeah but you know how many girls that are total babes that go to country concerts? I've tried convincing myself that I can go and enjoy a country concert but I just don't fit it.
Hide under a straw/cowboy hat and bring the AR you'll absolutely fit right in.
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A top 10 best seller at that!

Hold up someone call Ellen!
hahah its a short story, I wouldnt want to waste her time haha

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WTF!! Now we really are going to Vegas on your dime.

That's pretty cool. I'd write a book but I don't know what to write about. Haha
I was an English major, and I was sitting in class and was like, I can write a better story than this shit

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Surprise!
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I was an English major, and I was sitting in class and was like, I can write a better story than this shit
Haha that's awesome!
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Met up with some friends this weekend, one of them was married to a cute girl with an awesome peraonality, and her on Christian Mingle. Our friend (the host of a party we were at) met her spouse on match.com (and so did another friend I know)

I guess this online dating stuff is more legit and mainstream than I thought.
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Met up with some friends this weekend, one of them was married to a cute girl with an awesome peraonality, and her on Christian Mingle. Our friend (the host of a party we were at) met her spouse on match.com (and so did another friend I know)

I guess this online dating stuff is more legit and mainstream than I thought.
Uh oh. Clarity emerges..
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Uh oh. Clarity emerges..
I want to post up my tinder matches from when I was on vacation, but ehhh...


I'm just not an online dater I guess, I'm usually caught up in my own little world anyhow...
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