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      12-14-2021, 08:34 AM   #35905
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I call bullshit

Whilst we are not adverse to calling a Fuckwit a Fuckwit that sign would just not happen or it would only be there for that pic.

There are way too many easily offended people to let this happen.

I do agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment though!

I thought for sure you'd say the sign is clearly BS as there's not nearly enough swearing on it to truly be Aussie.
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      12-14-2021, 10:17 AM   #35907
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I thought for sure you'd say the sign is clearly BS as there's not nearly enough swearing on it to truly be Aussie.
He's fucking right eh. One BIG cultural difference amongst men is aussies drop the C-word like it's nothing, like every second word. men here, generally, even amongst themselves, usually reserve it for special occasions where they are super pissed.
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He's fucking right eh. One BIG cultural difference amongst men is aussies drop the C-word like it's nothing, like every second word. men here, generally, even amongst themselves, usually reserve it for special occasions where they are super pissed.
Not just the Aussies, I used to have a partner that was from Scotland, Falkirk to be precise. She swore like a sailor and C you Next Tuesday was her fav.
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I thought for sure you'd say the sign is clearly BS as there's not nearly enough swearing on it to truly be Aussie.
He's fucking right eh. One BIG cultural difference amongst men is aussies drop the C-word like it's nothing, like every second word. men here, generally, even amongst themselves, usually reserve it for special occasions where they are super pissed.
That word is a term of endearment in New Zealand. Which is funny as hell to me
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Yeah exactly, like you meet up at a pub and you say "how's it going cunts" .... or "you cunts are great". Can't do that here, get looks.
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Yeah exactly, like you meet up at a pub and you say "how's it going cunts" .... or "you cunts are great". Can't do that here, get looks.
Looks? the snowflakes would be accusing you of hate speech. Cunts.

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Looks, the snowflakes would be accusing you of hate speech. Cunts.
Yeah but along with every female within earshot of that.
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It doesn't look very apeeling.
Very good!
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That took me waaayyyyy too long.
Jeez, that one took me even longer.
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I thought that some of the nurses at our area hospitals were bad, putting a pulse-ox meter onto my finger and then putting a BP cuff on the same arm to cut off the circulation.....


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