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      07-26-2016, 03:44 PM   #35883
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with bacon?
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      07-26-2016, 03:54 PM   #35886
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with bacon?
Yeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!!!!!
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      07-26-2016, 03:55 PM   #35887
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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.

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      07-26-2016, 03:57 PM   #35888
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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.


I scored below average on that grammar test so I had to redeem myself somehow.
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      07-26-2016, 04:02 PM   #35890
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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.
Who the fuq does that?
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Me too! You're a spinning image of me!


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      07-26-2016, 04:09 PM   #35895
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Who the fuq does that?
I have seen it a million times... a small piece of me dies each and every time.
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      07-26-2016, 04:09 PM   #35896
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      07-26-2016, 04:19 PM   #35897
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That's something I would do


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      07-26-2016, 04:29 PM   #35898
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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.
Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.
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      07-26-2016, 04:35 PM   #35900
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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.
A peek at F87LUV 's peaks would likely pique your interest.
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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.
A peek at F87LUV 's peaks would likely pique your interest.
Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...
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      07-26-2016, 04:37 PM   #35902
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      07-26-2016, 04:38 PM   #35903
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Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...
God damn you, Shoei.

I'm not sure if I like you or hate you.
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God damn you, Shoei.

I'm not sure if I like you or hate you.
I think it is both. In shoei 's case, it's actually quite common.
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