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      12-10-2021, 08:59 PM   #35861
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It's a groaner but hilarious too. As a person who has hearing challenges, I can relate to this situation very well. I'm often mis-hearing what's being said and come up with a totally unrelated answer. I know I've screwed up when the person with whom I am talking gives me a blank stare, looks at me funny, or simply says WTF! My wife is used to it and just ignores me!
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My wife and I disagreed so we decided to have a vote.

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The argument is settled.

Although childbirth is painful, many women will want another child. I have yet to meet a man who would like another kick in the nuts.

However, both men and women agree on kidney stones.


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Although childbirth is painful, many women will want another child.
Failing to raise one might be worth another try.

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I have yet to meet a man who would like another kick in the nuts.
This must mean you can't deliver it properly.
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Although childbirth is painful, many women will want another child.
Failing to raise one might be worth another try.

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I have yet to meet a man who would like another kick in the nuts.
This must mean you can't deliver it properly.
No one gets it lol.
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