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MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Well... Sounds about right... You do need help getting that hippo to turn?

Nope...turns just fine. Steering wheel or throttle. It's like that with 600 N/A HP.

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

Dying up in this bitch

Exploding out of both ends?

///M Power-Belgium · 07-26-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

Dying up in this bitch

Zantac .

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

Walk in there and tell him that his momma didn't raise no BITCH.

Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Walk in there and tell him that his momma didn't raise no BITCH.

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Originally Posted by shoei

Do you work with smoosh ?

:

While you bitch slap him back to his senses. Think, Patton!!

bimmette · 07-26-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

Omg how mortifying!

smoosh · 07-26-2016, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Have you gotten checked for AIDS. After reading the Tinder thread, you may want to get checked...

That's a good point though!!

So my farts have been HORRIBLE during this stomach virus...they smell "infectiony" haha. My Captain and Commanders frequently walk into my office to chit chat about work, politics, sports, etc...so every time I need to fart (and I have to fart else I'll get sharp pains in my stomach) I pick up the phone and pretend like I'm calling someone so they won't enter the office HAHAHA!!

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

Omg how mortifying!

I never know how to react to seeing men cry.

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.

I don't blame you. One of the most uncomfortable things in the world is watching a grown man cry.

Was it a teary eye kinda deal or a face full of snot the fat kid from school stole my ice cream kind of bawling?

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

That's a good point though!!

So my farts have been HORRIBLE during this stomach virus...they smell "infectiony" haha. My Captain and Commanders frequently walk into my office to chit chat about work, politics, sports, etc...so every time I need to fart (and I have to fart else I'll get sharp pains in my stomach) I pick up the phone and pretend like I'm calling someone so they won't enter the office HAHAHA!!

You're dying. Send jtodd_fl , shoei , and me your stuff.

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.

Correct response: Sorry, thought this was the conference room, not the ladies' room!

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.

I don't blame you. One of the most uncomfortable things in the world is watching a grown man cry.

Was it a teary eye kinda deal or a face full of snot the fat kid from school stole my ice cream kind of bawling?

He's an older guy. I thought maybe he got fired. Just silently crying while looking out the window.

smoosh · 07-26-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Exploding out of both ends?

Just through anus

silvergray545 · 07-26-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

You left out the last text which was "oh sorry, I texted the wrong person" and you wonder why I didn't respond right away?

Check the color of the bubbles. You sent that to me on Saturday night. Two days after I asked what you were doing.

Always trying to make me look like the bad guy.

Mark · 07-26-2016, 02:56 PM

Old one got way to big

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark

Old one got way to big

That's what she said!

*First post*

(Since, I ended up with this spot, I figured I owed the community something... here are the stats from the original Whore Thread)
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Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 02:57 PM

Second! (The best *smug*)

silvergray545 · 07-26-2016, 02:58 PM

Third

smoosh · 07-26-2016, 02:58 PM

creampie

shoei · 07-26-2016, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Second

At least we don't have to witness silvergrey trying to claw his way out of the abyss he dug anymore...

bimmette · 07-26-2016, 02:59 PM

Chat whores

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Second

At least we don't have to witness silvergrey trying to claw his way out of the abyss he dug anymore...

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