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      07-26-2016, 12:57 PM   #35663
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Don't make a sad face, second dates are only for those worth while, he will come around. Just do you and itll happen when the time is right.
But I wanna share a porterhouse for two.
Don't we all....
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But I wanna share a porterhouse for two.
Me too, but not gonna let it dictate life. For now I'll slam the whole thing down on my own like a heathen. My next trip to MI I'll swing through NY and ill split one with you.

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Don't make a sad face, second dates are only for those worth while, he will come around. Just do you and itll happen when the time is right.
But I wanna share a porterhouse for two.
Don't we all....
Uhhhh... Don't speak for all of us... I will stab you with my fork if you touch my steak...
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Uhhhh... Don't speak for all of us... I will stab you with my fork if you touch my steak...
I will stab anyone that orders a steak cooked more than medium rare.


I'll stab the chef if I ask for rare and get medium rare.
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I will stab anyone that orders a steak cooked more than medium rare.
Medium rare? *yuk* My steak has to be incinerated!
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Uhhhh... Don't speak for all of us... I will stab you with my fork if you touch my steak...
I will stab anyone that orders a steak cooked more than medium rare.


I'll stab the chef if I ask for rare and get medium rare.
Best post you've ever made... I want to keep appreciating it...
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Why do men love their steak still mooing? I get mine medium+.
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      07-26-2016, 01:08 PM   #35671
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Medium rare? *yuk* My steak has to be incinerated!
You haven't lived until you've shot a duck and sliced a piece of its fresh liver as you sit by a stump overlooking the mossy water.

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Why do men love their steak still mooing? I get mine medium+.
It's a preference thing.personally just enjoy it when the meat melts in my mouth like butter.
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Why do men love their steak still mooing? I get mine medium+.
Reason number 718471 you are still single...
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Order a steak medium rare into France and you will get it mooing
Ordering very well done has the result medium +...
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Reason number 718471 you are still single...
That's like men saying they don't understand why wen need so many shoes. Lol
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Why do men love their steak still mooing? I get mine medium+.
Reason number 718471 you are still single...
Kill yourself!
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You haven't lived until you've shot a duck and sliced a piece of its fresh liver as you sit by a stump overlooking the mossy water.
No! I dont shot ducks, I love them and had many of them around me onto our farm in my childhood
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Reason number 718471 you are still single...
That's like men saying they don't understand why wen need so many shoes. Lol
Maybe because you're savages and enjoy eating things that are still bloody.
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No! I dont shot ducks, I love them and had many of them around me onto our farm in my childhood
Dude. Ducks are delicious! Same with Bambi.
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Maybe because you're savages and enjoy eating things that are still bloody.
I like your answer more. We ain't scared!
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No! I dont shot ducks, I love them and had many of them around me onto our farm in my childhood
Dude. Ducks are delicious! Same with Bambi.
But they're so cute.
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I dont care 'bout Bambis but ducks
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But they're so cute.
Staaahhhpp, everything is cute when it's a baby! You cheated!
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Staaahhhpp, everything is cute when it's a baby! You cheated!
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Not funny. We're officially fighting. And im going to make duck soup and mail it to you, and say it's lobster bisque.
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