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Axius · 07-25-2016, 03:18 PM

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Bruh... somehow you managed to misquote spitting image to spinning in a classic linguistic fuck up, then do a reverse fuck up by misquoting respeck as respect.

Wrong when you shouldn't be and right when you shouldn't be.

A day full of surprises indeed.

I like to think of myself as the wildcard.

MKSixer · 07-25-2016, 03:23 PM

Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....

$2,315.69.

We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund.

F87LUV · 07-25-2016, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

when I met my wife (then girlfriend) - she was WAY more successful than me! I was a kept man for about 6 months

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that but you must have had some common goals in life as well? I'm talking more along the lines of someone not being driven or passionate. I don't expect anyone to be on the same timeline as me when we meet but you do need to be on a similar wavelength and want the same things.

Axius · 07-25-2016, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....

$2,315.69.

We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund.

That's not nearly as bad as what I thought it would have been. How long until you get it back?

Axius · 07-25-2016, 03:27 PM

Surfboard!

MKSixer · 07-25-2016, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's not nearly as bad as what I thought it would have been. How long until you get it back?

They have to order the parts. This is where it probably gets humorous.

Aatish · 07-25-2016, 03:27 PM

That is a nice surprise!

Hooray for modern manufacturing!

MKSixer · 07-25-2016, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

That is a nice surprise!

Hooray for modern manufacturing!

So true.
The 1 foot crease on the driver's side door and rear 3/4 panel of the M6 cost $2,600 to repair. Go figure.

silvergray545 · 07-25-2016, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....

$2,315.69.

We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund.

Not surprised at all. It's just a bumper and paint. Lol

ASBSECU E93 · 07-25-2016, 03:32 PM

F87LUV - To your point, 'It' just clicked when we met. We were both athletes in college, remained very active, had an affinity for animals, rural upbringing....same taste in music and food.

It didn't hurt that she was/is blonde and 6'1" tall either

Axius · 07-25-2016, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Not surprised at all. It's just a bumper and paint. Lol

All I needed on my cheap 128i was performance grills, hood, and paint and it was $4,500. Hood was only $1000 of it.

F87LUV · 07-25-2016, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F87LUV - To your point, 'It' just clicked when we met. We were both athletes in college, remained very active, had an affinity for animals, rural upbringing....same taste in music and food.

It didn't hurt that she was/is blonde and 6'1" tall either

Thanks for proving my point

Axius · 07-25-2016, 03:59 PM

Rob is a chauvinistic pig!

Hmmm found a new board, $588 but needs fins..., grrrrr

ASBSECU E93 · 07-25-2016, 04:05 PM

F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right

F87LUV · 07-25-2016, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right

Point is you have to be compatible in some way.

Aatish · 07-25-2016, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

So true.
The 1 foot crease on the driver's side door and rear 3/4 panel of the M6 cost $2,600 to repair. Go figure.

My friend had the rear bumper pushed in on his then new 2006 Jetta. Cost was $3,000.

Axius · 07-25-2016, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right

Yes. You're a lady on the streets and that's as far as my knowledge goes.

bimmette · 07-25-2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right

Yes. You're a lady on the streets and that's as far as my knowledge goes.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-25-2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right

Yes. You're a lady on the streets and that's as far as my knowledge goes.

Hey Axius - like a couple other people on BP, I have to resort to pimping myself out to support my lifestyle.

Banana Hammock · 07-25-2016, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Axius - like a couple other people on BP, I have to resort to pimping myself out to support my lifestyle.

What kinda services do you offer?

Axius · 07-25-2016, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Axius - like a couple other people on BP, I have to resort to pimping myself out to support my lifestyle.

Right there with you brother, but just think of all the women that we have to pleasure because of unloving and inattentive husbands.

Think of the women! We are doing gods work!

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What kinda services do you offer?

My dear lord.

shoei · 07-25-2016, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F87LUV - Not sure I've proved your point, but I believe there's someone for everyone. Wither you find that person or not is another discussion.

And Ax - you've met me, right

Yes. You're a lady on the streets and that's as far as my knowledge goes.

Hey Axius - like a couple other people on BP, I have to resort to pimping myself out to support my lifestyle.

You have no lifestyle... It's on a FARM... You still have dial up Internet, powered by a frickin' water wheel for power...

Guess that's a good thing... Markets a little dry for one hipped, over the hill (and I mean over the hill) gigolos...

07-25-2016, 03:23 PM	#35488
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34164 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen! The grand total for the i8 misadventure is.... $2,315.69. We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed. I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!! Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Rob is a chauvinistic pig! Hmmm found a new board, $588 but needs fins..., grrrrr
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