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      07-25-2016, 10:17 AM   #35421
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      07-25-2016, 10:19 AM   #35422
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Today at 12:30. I will post the estimate. We have an over-under going. I'm saying under $5K, my atty is saying between $5-10K and his wife is saying over $10K. We have a whole dollar riding on this.

What are you up to today?
I'll take the low end at around $3.5k.
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      07-25-2016, 10:28 AM   #35423
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Just food, thanks.
Just to start a loving family, I practice abstinence and wear a purity ring.
Riiight. Don't forget sleeping with the nanny on the side.
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      07-25-2016, 10:53 AM   #35424
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Life is good. Food is life. There is nothing else that matters. Okay and sex. Sex and food.
Ummm. You forgot cars, motorcycles, and STUFF!!!
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I'll take the low end at around $3.5k.
You're in.
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      07-25-2016, 10:56 AM   #35426
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      07-25-2016, 11:07 AM   #35427
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      07-25-2016, 11:18 AM   #35428
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      07-25-2016, 11:21 AM   #35429
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      07-25-2016, 11:31 AM   #35430
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Today at 12:30. I will post the estimate. We have an over-under going. I'm saying under $5K, my atty is saying between $5-10K and his wife is saying over $10K. We have a whole dollar riding on this.

What are you up to today?
$7,000 +/- 250
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      07-25-2016, 11:33 AM   #35431
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Anyone want to fund me to design a High Pressure Fuel Pump replacement?

BMW was early to the GDI game and now the industry has matured to where HPFPs are much cheaper and more compact. On top of that, the fact that the N54 DI system is the biggest limiting factor on this platform is silly. We have these huge, high dollar piezo injectors that have never been able to be used to their full potential. Port injection is simple, but a step backward technology wise.

So, ya hmu. I might just do this to freshen up my design skills in case I'm job hunting in the near future.
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      07-25-2016, 12:07 PM   #35433
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$7,000 +/- 250
And nice hedge.
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      07-25-2016, 12:14 PM   #35434
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Put me down for between $1 and $15,001... Somewhere in that range...
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      07-25-2016, 12:24 PM   #35435
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Riiight. Don't forget sleeping with the nanny on the side.
I would do no such thing. Sexual relations should be saved for meaningful relationships

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Ummm. You forgot cars, motorcycles, and STUFF!!!
Ugh! You're right! This is why your chief of stuff, I always forget, but you, you always remember the good stuff!
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Riiight. Don't forget sleeping with the nanny on the side.
I would do no such thing. Sexual relations should be saved for meaningful relationships

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Ummm. You forgot cars, motorcycles, and STUFF!!!
Ugh! You're right! This is why your chief of stuff, I always forget, but you, you always remember the good stuff!
You still in FL?
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You still in FL?
Me? Dirty myrtle, currently looking for a surfboard, but wake seems pretty weak so far.
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You still in FL?
Me? Dirty myrtle, currently looking for a surfboard, but wake seems pretty weak so far.
Go home... You're being brainwashed by people... ASBSECU E93 type people who are chillin' out in the rocking chairs in the old folks home... What is this crap about not putting out until a meaningful relationship?! Snap out of it, dude... Keep it together !!

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Go home... You're being brainwashed by people... ASBSECU E93 type people who are chillin' out in the rocking chairs in the old folks home... What is this crap about not putting out until a meaningful relationship?! Snap out of it, dude... Keep it together !!

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Dating isn't really a concern right now, I'm more worried about motorcycles, guns, surfing, tennis, camping, kayaking, traveling, bacon, tank tops, and other fun shit. If something comes along cool, if not I'll just stick to the 500pc fleshlight collection.
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Go home... You're being brainwashed by people... ASBSECU E93 type people who are chillin' out in the rocking chairs in the old folks home... What is this crap about not putting out until a meaningful relationship?! Snap out of it, dude... Keep it together !!

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Dating isn't really a concern right now, I'm more worried about motorcycles, guns, surfing, tennis, camping, kayaking, traveling, bacon, tank tops, and other fun shit. If something comes along cool, if not I'll just stick to the 500pc fleshlight collection.
Dating is more like Chinese water torture than fun these days.
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      07-25-2016, 01:11 PM   #35441
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Dating is more like Chinese water torture than fun these days.
Except now with 80% more venereal disease.
because... check tinder thread *shudder*
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Dating is more like Chinese water torture than fun these days.
No kidding. I honestly don't even care at this point, I'd rather do fun things on my own and with my friends and not even deal with the hassle.
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