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      02-26-2016, 07:41 AM   #331
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I cannot get that beetch out of my mind, and I'll do whatever it takes to get over her.
Dude, get some hobbies, go to the gym, take cooking lessons or some shit. Stop putting her on a pedestal. She treated you like shit, I don't get why you want to miss someone like that. You should be happy your not being dragged along.

Honestly, just go learn to play guitar, go on short trips and see new things in your area. You lived before her, you'll live after. Or you can waste your time being upset and grow older and lose out on having happy days in our already short ass fucking life span.
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      02-26-2016, 07:43 AM   #332
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Dude, get some hobbies, go to the gym, take cooking lessons or some shit. Stop putting her on a pedestal. She treated you like shit, I don't get why you want to miss someone like that. You should be happy your not being dragged along.

Honestly, just go learn to play guitar, go on short trips and see new things in your area. You lived before her, you'll live after. Or you can waste your time being upset and grow older and lose out on having happy days in our already short ass fucking life span.
You like responding to him, don't you....Mr. 4/10.
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      02-26-2016, 07:44 AM   #333
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You like responding to him, don't you....Mr. 4/10.
The guy wants help, why not try to offer some. It's either that or I leave the sanctity of my office and deal with the retards on the shop floor.


Besides, I like responding to most everything.


You calling me a 4/10?
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      02-26-2016, 07:49 AM   #334
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The guy wants help, why not try to offer some. It's either that or I leave the sanctity of my office and deal with the retards on the shop floor.


Besides, I like responding to most everything.


You calling me a 4/10?
Lol I know. Just seeing everyone give the same responses all the time and his responses being the same all the time. I'm going to you for relationship advice next time.



You calling them retards?
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Lol I know. Just seeing everyone give the same responses all the time and his responses being the same all the time. I'm going to you for relationship advice next time.



You calling them retards?
Sometimes it takes a few repetitions before things sink in. Kind of like throwing a kid on a bike without training wheels. We are just providing this good man some training wheels, it's up to him whether they get installed or not.


Dude...., if you have seen the operations that happen on the plant floor here, you would be completely convinced they are in fact..., retarded.
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Sometimes it takes a few repetitions before things sink in. Kind of like throwing a kid on a bike without training wheels. We are just providing this good man some training wheels, it's up to him whether they get installed or not.


Dude...., if you have seen the operations that happen on the plant floor here, you would be completely convinced they are in fact..., retarded.
You're right. Well, I think it is working. He will most certainly get vagina this weekend.

Oh lord. Do they steal?
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You're right. Well, I think it is working. He will most certainly get vagina this weekend.

Oh lord. Do they steal?
Meh, whether it does or not, it's his life not ours. I enjoy the fuck out of mine so it's whatevs.


I'm pretty sure they steal tools. We operate cold form header machines, one die might cost about $950-$1,300 for a rework. 3rd shift managed to ruin three of these in a short period of time. I don't know how short because he didn't write anything in the log book. Does he get written up for any of it? Nope. Yet finance complains about the tooling budget.
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Meh, whether it does or not, it's his life not ours. I enjoy the fuck out of mine so it's whatevs.


I'm pretty sure they steal tools. We operate cold form header machines, one die might cost about $950-$1,300 for a rework. 3rd shift managed to ruin three of these in a short period of time. I don't know how short because he didn't write anything in the log book. Does he get written up for any of it? Nope. Yet finance complains about the tooling budget.

Yeah true. I'll enjoy mine a bit more whenever this damn M2 gets here.


Wait, no write-ups for resource abuse? No investigation?


Is he OJ?
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      02-26-2016, 08:21 AM   #339
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Yeah true. I'll enjoy mine a bit more whenever this damn M2 gets here.


Wait, no write-ups for resource abuse? No investigation?


Is he OJ?

When are you supposed to get it?


Fuck no. Management in this place is just a whole ton of fuckery, and the operators, well most of the operators are incompetent, and nobody is held accountable for anything. It's sad, I really expect this place to go under at some point. I'm just gonna stick around and watch it sink.


No, he is like a short fat little white boy version of OJ though.
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When are you supposed to get it?


Fuck no. Management in this place is just a whole ton of fuckery, and the operators, well most of the operators are incompetent, and nobody is held accountable for anything. It's sad, I really expect this place to go under at some point. I'm just gonna stick around and watch it sink.


No, he is like a short fat little white boy version of OJ though.
Well, concerning allocations I placed my $1500 deposit and was told I was #12 out of 18. Of course some folks may bail and wait for 2017MY, but since that is when the warranty switches to 36K/3 years, I want a 2016. Also probably won't keep it more than 3-3.5 years.

What position do you hold there, if you don't mind me asking? Are you like a high-level individual contributor on the finance/operations side?

LOL AT SHORT FAT LITTLE WHITE OJ.
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Well, concerning allocations I placed my $1500 deposit and was told I was #12 out of 18. Of course some folks may bail and wait for 2017MY, but since that is when the warranty switches to 36K/3 years, I want a 2016. Also probably won't keep it more than 3-3.5 years.

What position do you hold there, if you don't mind me asking? Are you like a high-level individual contributor on the finance/operations side?

LOL AT SHORT FAT LITTLE WHITE OJ.
Sweet, I have a 1 series, so I like the overall appearance of the 2. Why? Always cycle cars?

Tooling engineer. So I basically design tooling for new products, improve old tooling, troubleshoot machine and tool issues, reprogramming, monitoring tool usage and bitch when it's through the roof. Anything from cold forming, precision hone tools, front and rear chamfer tooling, hard milling/turning, 12 & 16 station hydromat turning cells, yada yada yada.

I rely heavily on operators using these tools correctly across three shifts. Second and third are the bastard children of this place.
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Well, concerning allocations I placed my $1500 deposit and was told I was #12 out of 18. Of course some folks may bail and wait for 2017MY, but since that is when the warranty switches to 36K/3 years, I want a 2016. Also probably won't keep it more than 3-3.5 years.

What position do you hold there, if you don't mind me asking? Are you like a high-level individual contributor on the finance/operations side?

LOL AT SHORT FAT LITTLE WHITE OJ.
Who the hell got 18 allocations? My dealer got 3, and they do sort of a lot of Ms. I am #2 on their list.
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Sweet, I have a 1 series, so I like the overall appearance of the 2. Why? Always cycle cars?

Tooling engineer. So I basically design tooling for new products, improve old tooling, troubleshoot machine and tool issues, reprogramming, monitoring tool usage and bitch when it's through the roof. Anything from cold forming, precision hone tools, front and rear chamfer tooling, hard milling/turning, 12 & 16 station hydromat turning cells, yada yada yada.

I rely heavily on operators using these tools correctly across three shifts. Second and third are the bastard children of this place.
Well, I used to believe in the concept of keeping a car for an extended period, but it will be my daily driver (not keeping my Mini S) and I have a thing against high mileage BMW's unless it is a dedicated project car. Kept my 335i for 92K, and it was a nightmare. But if I get a promotion in the next couple of years I may keep it and acquire something else. It's supposed to be something special. I really want an M3 though.

Ah, makes sense. Any SOP's that you've created for staff distribution so there is a premise for them to be written up, or something? Since you are the Tooling Santa Claus?

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Who the hell got 18 allocations? My dealer got 3, and they do sort of a lot of Ms. I am #2 on their list.
BMW of Silver Spring, MD. Apparently they are #1 in sales and sales of M cars in the Mid Atlantic region, so BMW favored them. Number could change though, I was skeptical myself. Still am, actually.
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Well, I used to believe in the concept of keeping a car for an extended period, but it will be my daily driver (not keeping my Mini S) and I have a thing against high mileage BMW's unless it is a dedicated project car. Kept my 335i for 92K, and it was a nightmare. But if I get a promotion in the next couple of years I may keep it and acquire something else. It's supposed to be something special. I really want an M3 though.

Ah, makes sense. Any SOP's that you've created for staff distribution so there is a premise for them to be written up, or something? Since you are the Tooling Santa Claus?
Yeah I hear you, shit I hold on to my cars until they basically run into the ground. 1 series has 150,000 on it, bought it with 50k a few years ago. Then again it's a N/A straight six, so it's been a solid daily.

Why not just hold out and save more and get an M3 if that's what you actually want?

I've implemented so many things and ideas, but once it hits the floor, it gets swept under the rug because managements agenda is completely different from what it should be. Nothing can be done. All faith is gone.
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BMW of Silver Spring, MD. Apparently they are #1 in sales and sales of M cars in the Mid Atlantic region, so BMW favored them. Number could change though, I was skeptical myself. Still am, actually.
Your skepticism is well placed. Dealerships often cook sales figures. I've seen it happen at BMW specifically.
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Yeah I hear you, shit I hold on to my cars until they basically run into the ground. 1 series has 150,000 on it, bought it with 50k a few years ago. Then again it's a N/A straight six, so it's been a solid daily.

Why not just hold out and save more and get an M3 if that's what you actually want?

I've implemented so many things and ideas, but once it hits the floor, it gets swept under the rug because managements agenda is completely different from what it should be. Nothing can be done. All faith is gone.
Nice! Yeah, that model year straight six was so smooth. My Dad has an E90 328i, it's surprisingly quick! But I like the M2 for many reasons, I always wanted a spiritual successor to the older, smaller, more nimble cars BMW used to produce. I also really like the all around usefulness of the 2-series. It's a more obtainable for a few reasons.


Isn't that so typical of management? Reactionary, slow, and antiquated.

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Your skepticism is well placed. Dealerships often cook sales figures. I've seen it happen at BMW specifically.
Yeah. I'm not sure of a sales department that wouldn't, to be honest with you.
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1.) stomp that gayboy right the fuck out.
2.) probably for the best. You'd have to be a sociopath to screw someone over like that.
3.) you're better off, glhf (Starcraft style)
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OMG, Nef ..
let me guess, they fully deserve each other
her mom is going to help her daughter, not you
don't be afraid of pissing off the guy, he most likely doesn't care, anyways u have the upper hand cuz you can plaster his shit all over the internet, and if he's a lawyer he has to protect his reputation, so if u can hard up, he is putty in your hands
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OP, let me show you how it's done. True fucking story. Note how I gave the c**t only ONE chance instead of what, 10? 20?

This was pretty well put together, man. Godspeed to you and the recovery of your heart. Like I said in the other thread, plenty pussy in the world. Just gotta get over this cunt and you're good.


If it didn't happen now, it would've happened later.
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Wait, I'm a little confused here. So Nef's new girl bounced on him? Nef, you put all that together?


That looks like it took a lot of effort.
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