Tinder/Dating Apps

swagon · 02-29-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh, there's a whole Axius naked video on here, noob.

Sauce?!

bimmette · 02-29-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by swagon

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh, there's a whole Axius naked video on here, noob.

Sauce?!

What does sauce mean?
I like blueberry sauce, cranberry sauce and lingonberry sauce if that helps.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yes he is! He is legend.

Sara, most black girl noses are actually wide and squashed looking. It's part of our genes.

Oh. Oops.

Sara is a very picky person and highly divulges what is a good mate based primarily on looks. She knows the fact you stated, she would just recommend finding a girl with a "normal nose" if I had to guess.

Ask Bimmette for the link, I'm not going to dig it up for you. In fact, she's naked in the video also.

bimmette · 02-29-2016, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Axius PM nekkid video pls.

Here. Have fun, noob
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1140833

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Sara is a very picky person and highly divulges what is a good mate based primarily on looks. She knows the fact you stated, she would just recommend finding a girl with a "normal nose" if I had to guess.

AKA white nose.

Not gonna lie, I love the mixed/white noses. I love all women, but the nose is an important aspect of the face to me. A nose can make or break a person, man. Just like a broken nose is a broken nose, you knows?

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ask Bimmette for the link, I'm not going to dig it up for you. In fact, she's naked in the video also.

*loses interest in seeing video anymore*

swagon · 02-29-2016, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Here. Have fun, noob
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1140833

Holy shit, 371 pages. This place is like a public chat between a handful of people, lol.

swagon · 02-29-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

What does sauce mean?
I like blueberry sauce, cranberry sauce and lingonberry sauce if that helps.

Source.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

AKA white nose.

Not gonna lie, I love the mixed/white noses. I love all women, but the nose is an important aspect of the face to me. A nose can make or break a person, man. Just like a broken nose is a broken nose, you knows?

*loses interest in seeing video anymore*

I mean, I don't want a huge shnoz, but hers really doesn't seem that big to me. I dunno. She's got a tight little body, so I'm all up for that.

LOL. Hey now, I'd rather see Bimmette naked than Axius..., oh wait that's me...

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Originally Posted by swagon

Holy shit, 371 pages. This place is like a public chat between a handful of people, lol.

That's because everyone else is too afraid to join in on the conversations. I don't get it, I think it's fun as fuck personally.

jtodd_fl · 02-29-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I mean, I don't want a huge shnoz, but hers really doesn't seem that big to me. I dunno. She's got a tight little body, so I'm all up for that.

LOL. Hey now, I'd rather see Bimmette naked than Axius..., oh wait that's me...

That's because everyone else is too afraid to join in on the conversations. I don't get it, I think it's fun as fuck personally.

Based on video, we already know how you feel about the nose...

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Based on video, we already know how you feel about the nose...

I was a little drunk when I did the video, care to elaborate?

No, I've never watched it either.

gtron · 02-29-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Might have struck potential gold last night. Included that I fuck with girls who drive stick. And what are the odds that it was that.

No pics of my old 335i anywhere btw.

that camera angle means she's fat, thinks she's fat, or will get fat.

just looking out.

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I mean, I don't want a huge shnoz, but hers really doesn't seem that big to me. I dunno. She's got a tight little body, so I'm all up for that.

That's true, whatever you like is what's important. Plus, photos can be deceiving.

I watched it, you didn't stand up. Ah well.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Based on video, we already know how you feel about the nose...

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

that camera angle means she's fat, thinks she's fat, or will get fat.

just looking out.

Just a dating app dude. Not that serious.

gtron · 02-29-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Just a dating app dude. Not that serious.

this is serious business, friend.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

That's true, whatever you like is what's important. Plus, photos can be deceiving.

I watched it, you didn't stand up. Ah well.

I like a multitude of things, but shallow in others. NBD.

I've got an ass pic floating around, put a huge black box over my small wiener because I want all the OT chicks to think I'm hung like a horse.

jtodd_fl · 02-29-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I was a little drunk when I did the video, care to elaborate?

No, I've never watched it either.

Gee... really. Drunk? NO!

I went and re-suffered through you shirtless. Just to get this...

“I like a cute nose… obviously you don’t want someone with a schnoz. I guess it depends how I feel that day. I might look past it. I might look past a big nose.”

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Gee... really. Drunk? NO!

I went and re-suffered through you shirtless. Just to get this...

“I like a cute nose… obviously you don’t want someone with a schnoz. I guess it depends how I feel that day. I might look past it. I might look past a big nose.”

It was only after one glass of Moscato with a slice of strawberry, I swear!

Ha! That's funny. Well, at least my drunk requirements line up with my sober requirements.

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I like a multitude of things, but shallow in others. NBD.

I've got an ass pic floating around, put a huge black box over my small wiener because I want all the OT chicks to think I'm hung like a horse.

Same, same AF. OT chick ego validation is extremely important these days.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

“I like a cute nose… obviously you don’t want someone with a schnoz. I guess it depends how I feel that day. I might look past it. I might look past a big nose.”

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by swagon

Source.

Dude, what was the last thing you said on that asshole thread? It's closed LOL.

swagon · 02-29-2016, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude, what was the last thing you said on that asshole thread? It's closed LOL.

Oh shit, it's gone. That's ridiculous.

I have no idea what I said. I might remember it in a few hours.

Sara · 02-29-2016, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

AKA white nose.

Not gonna lie, I love the mixed/white noses. I love all women, but the nose is an important aspect of the face to me. A nose can make or break a person, man. Just like a broken nose is a broken nose, you knows?

*loses interest in seeing video anymore*

Dude wtf?

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by swagon

Oh shit, it's gone. That's ridiculous.

I have no idea what I said. I might remember it in a few hours.

Crap! Now the day is ruined. Smh.