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      11-10-2021, 04:12 AM   #35157
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This is a bit like copying the handwriting but not the correct answers!

Reminds me of 1982, when I took a job at Ford Motor Co. We had a bunch of 533i running around so they could be evaluated, understood and reverse engineered (after disassembly and attempted re-assembly, they were sold as private party sales back then). Ford wanted to understand European sports sedans and this was their approach. While they developed these new cars, they imported the Merkur XR4Ti. Eventually we were treated to the Taurus/Sable.

During this time I also strongly remember a top executive referring to Mercedes as “hemorrhoid cars” because the ride and seats were so firm. We called them supportive.

Anyway I decided I could wait for Ford to develop a good copy of a BMW, or just go buy a BMW. I left Ford after just two years.
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Billy's sister always does her stretching before going for a run.



in college I dated a gymnast, super flexible. But in private, none of that bendy stuff was allowed. Only very boring , vanilla, missionary stuff was allowed.

If was like renting a Ferrari for a couple semesters, but when you take it off the lot you find out someone transplanted a Fiat X1/9 engine
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in college I dated a gymnast, super flexible. But in private, none of that bendy stuff was allowed. Only very boring , vanilla, missionary stuff was allowed.

If was like renting a Ferrari for a couple semesters, but when you take it off the lot you find out someone transplanted a Fiat X1/9 engine
A close friend of mine deals with the same. His wife: 12 years his younger, teaches yoga, extremely beautiful woman, extremely bendy, even he admits she is too hot for him. Behind closed doors: no oral, nothing other than missionary and no special services of any kind. In his defense, every other part of their relationship is perfect. Not every aspect of a relationship can be perfect and sex doesn't last forever.

Still though, I'd rather have 5 that I could do whatever and is down for whatever....whenever. Lots of 8-10's out there that are the same, but conversations with them are like explaining quantum theory to an infant. As I type this, I'm reminded of how lucky of a man I am.
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A close friend of mine deals with the same. His wife: 12 years his younger, teaches yoga, extremely beautiful woman, extremely bendy, even he admits she is too hot for him. Behind closed doors: no oral, nothing other than missionary and no special services of any kind. In his defense, every other part of their relationship is perfect. Not every aspect of a relationship can be perfect and sex doesn't last forever.

Still though, I'd rather have 5 that I could do whatever and is down for whatever....whenever. Lots of 8-10's out there that are the same, but conversations with them are like explaining quantum theory to an infant. As I type this, I'm reminded of how lucky of a man I am.
Really.. a 5? My wife is an easy 9, we have a solid sex life, most things go.. not all which is fine. Would never, ever, in a billion years take a 5 that would let me do whatever over her. Reminds me of going to a cheap strip club and to be honest that shit makes me nauseous. Sex is definitely not the only thing that matters lol
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This guy in the dog house tonight for calling his wife a 9.
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This guy in the dog house tonight for calling his wife a 9.
LMAO - exactly my though! After you are together you can no longer use the scale on them - unless you peg it out.

Now of course the same is not true for them, but...........
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It is really how she got started that makes my sister so good ...
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This guy in the dog house tonight for calling his wife a 9.
LMAO - exactly my though! After you are together you can no longer use the scale on them - unless you peg it out.

Now of course the same is not true for them, but...........[/QUOTE]

Lol I was trying to be modest since the forum has seen some outrageous bragging over the last couple days. What she doesn't see won't hurt her
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It is really how she got started that makes my sister so good ...
The problem with suede is that it doesn't stand up to saliva....
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