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      07-21-2016, 04:42 PM   #35025
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      07-21-2016, 05:05 PM   #35026
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I was going to show up as the token slow old man, but not if bimmette is going too.
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      07-21-2016, 05:12 PM   #35027
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I was going to show up as the token slow old man, but not if bimmette is going too.
Hey you're supposed to be my friend!
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      07-21-2016, 05:16 PM   #35028
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Why don't you worry about getting your car to run right, and let those of us with proper running cars to worry about go karting, bbq'ing and dying of methane gas poisoning (aka ASBSECU E93 ?

Priorities man... Priorities... Those who live at home with parents or cars don't run right or get latched onto ho's, they have no street cred...

I already smoked that old timer on the circuit, I'd hate to have to take down two old bastard at the the same time. I'll dine you both after to cheer you up, if it's any consolation.t
Fuq'n power to weight ratio and shit......

Axius weighs as much as my leg....
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      07-21-2016, 05:18 PM   #35029
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Straight savage today.
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      07-21-2016, 05:18 PM   #35030
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Why don't you worry about getting your car to run right, and let those of us with proper running cars to worry about go karting, bbq'ing and dying of methane gas poisoning (aka ASBSECU E93 ?

Priorities man... Priorities... Those who live at home with parents or cars don't run right or get latched onto ho's, they have no street cred...



This is why I own more than one car. If one goes down, grab the keys to the other and go.

And, I need to take the car to the shop to get the throttle bodies recalibrated. DICK!

Plus, I wouldn't miss an opportunity to go go karting. Shit's way too fun.
Shots fired!!

Man down!!!!

Call 911....not sure he's gonna make it
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      07-21-2016, 05:20 PM   #35031
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If you spell like you drive......

Not worried...
I'm on my phone, you homos should feel privileged I'm even giving you the time of day after work hours!
Last I checked... Rip van winkle over there is the best thing you got going on in your life right now...
I see....this is how it's gonna be..?
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      07-21-2016, 05:40 PM   #35032
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Fuq'n power to weight ratio and shit......

Axius weighs as much as my leg....
It's not my fault I'm a lean mean fighting machine. God blessed me with the body of a Greek God.
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      07-21-2016, 05:43 PM   #35033
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1LRM3 - I doubt any of those 'city' boys (*ahem* shoei ) have ever had any real BBQ...but I'd be down for a BBQ road trip.
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      07-21-2016, 05:49 PM   #35034
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Yum, BBQ.
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      07-21-2016, 06:02 PM   #35035
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Hey you're supposed to be my friend!
Which is why I don't want to race you. These other clowns I could handle losing to, but not you. Then you'd put it on FB and our relationship would be OVER.
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      07-21-2016, 06:03 PM   #35036
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Hey you're supposed to be my friend!
Which is why I don't want to race you. These other clowns I could handle losing to, but not you. Then you'd put it on FB and our relationship would be OVER.
Wrong. I'm not on Facebook so you are safe
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      07-21-2016, 06:05 PM   #35037
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Wrong. I'm not on Facebook so you are safe
from FB, maybe. But you still might beat me since I only have a 4-banger GMC truck to race in
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      07-21-2016, 06:06 PM   #35038
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Wrong. I'm not on Facebook so you are safe
from FB, maybe. But you still might beat me since I only have a 4-banger GMC truck to race in
Ah ok. Then I'll just have to put that on YouTube
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      07-21-2016, 09:10 PM   #35039
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I was going to show up as the token slow old man, but not if bimmette is going too.
Wede, you're in trouble!!!!
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Shots fired!!

Man down!!!!

Call 911....not sure he's gonna make it
Hahaha damn you!
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1LRM3 - I doubt any of those 'city' boys (*ahem* shoei ) have ever had any real BBQ...but I'd be down for a BBQ road trip.
This is true. We have this restaurant here called Old Carolina BBQ but I've never even been to it.
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      07-21-2016, 09:27 PM   #35040
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If you're trying to get me to invest in you or your company, don't do the following:

1. Make me sign a non-disclosure agreement unless it's actually a valid non-disclosure agreement.

2. Say "I'm a talker". That's not confidence building.

3. Expect me to invest in just an idea, without any prototype or anything concrete.

4. Tell me that you're expecting to be a millionaire from a year from now.

5. Quote me a (unrealistic) figure without anything to back it up.

6. Expect me to be just giving out money.

7. Give me high risk examples of how said idea/product would work

8. Think I'm just an engineer.


On the bright side, I got a free dinner.
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      07-21-2016, 09:29 PM   #35041
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If you're trying to get me to invest in you or your company, don't do the following:

1. Make me sign a non-disclosure agreement unless it's actually a valid non-disclosure agreement.

2. Tell me "I'm a talker". That's not confidence building.

3. Expect me to invest in just an idea, without any prototype or anything concrete.

4. Tell me that you're expecting to be a millionaire from a year from now.

5. Quote me a (unrealistic) figure without anything to back it up.

6. Expect me to be just giving out money.

7. Give me high risk examples of how said idea/product would work

8. Think I'm just an engineer.


On the bright side, I got a free dinner.
So you're a talker, eh?
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      07-21-2016, 09:30 PM   #35042
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So I have this weed beer concept I need some money for. I've made beer once and think I will be a billionaire shortly. What cha think bro
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      07-21-2016, 09:33 PM   #35043
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So I have this weed beer concept I need some money for. I've made beer once and think I will be a billionaire shortly. What cha think bro
I'm in. I grow, you brew. I get 70% you get 30% due to the legalities of the operations.
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      07-21-2016, 09:35 PM   #35044
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So I have this weed beer concept I need some money for. I've made beer once and think I will be a billionaire shortly. What cha think bro
I'm in. I grow, you brew. I get 70% you get 30% due to the legalities of the operations.
Weren't you just lamenting earlier about how nobody wants to do 50/50?
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      07-21-2016, 09:38 PM   #35045
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No deal greedy bitch, I need front money
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      07-21-2016, 09:41 PM   #35046
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If you're trying to get me to invest in you or your company, don't do the following:

1. Make me sign a non-disclosure agreement unless it's actually a valid non-disclosure agreement.

2. Tell me "I'm a talker". That's not confidence building.

3. Expect me to invest in just an idea, without any prototype or anything concrete.

4. Tell me that you're expecting to be a millionaire from a year from now.

5. Quote me a (unrealistic) figure without anything to back it up.

6. Expect me to be just giving out money.

7. Give me high risk examples of how said idea/product would work

8. Think I'm just an engineer.


On the bright side, I got a free dinner.
Talkers are bad. Especially the ones who are really just an engineer.
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