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1LRM3 · 07-05-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

But but but... soooo much work.

they all are bro! they all are!

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

I was with one indian girl, smokin hot but oh my god insane--like pulled the race card because I didnt want to pick her up 40 mins away and then drive out east then drive her ass back.

"oh you think because youre white you dont have to pick me up" literally word for word

Hahaha!!! OMG!

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hahaha!!! OMG!

so I was like uh no you have a brand new 2014 maxima (2014 at the time) drive yourself out to the restaurant. Normally i would always do this but I was in summer classes at the time and it was just too hard to pull off and make the dinner.

Needless to say we didnt go to dinner

nyalpine90 · 07-05-2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Omg blackplanet was a cesspool.

it was!

catfish once on POF.

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

so I was like uh no you have a brand new 2014 maxima (2014 at the time) drive yourself out to the restaurant. Normally i would always do this but I was in summer classes at the time and it was just too hard to pull off and make the dinner.

Needless to say we didnt go to dinner

Dude you can't be holding the white privilege over their head like this!!

Yeah, I'm glad you're not in that situation anymore.

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 11:24 AM

what the hell does kidneys on ice mean

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

it was!

catfish once on POF.

Wait you were the catfish, or you got catfished?

nyalpine90 · 07-05-2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

what the hell does kidneys on ice mean

organ donor

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

they all are bro! they all are!

You're right, I'm just looking for shit to complain about. LOL

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude you can't be holding the white privilege over their head like this!!

Yeah, I'm glad you're not in that situation anymore.

Now im just in the greatest situation of all time

She told me to get the JB3 and i was like yes ma'am say no more

(shes coming from a long line of porsches, I guess 4.8 0-60 is too slow for her) hahah

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

what the hell does kidneys on ice mean

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

organ donor

Most likely an allusion to Sara getting gutted for her organs and never returning from Boston. Lol.

silvergray545 · 07-05-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

what the hell does kidneys on ice mean

It means run

nyalpine90 · 07-05-2016, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait you were the catfish, or you got catfished?

catfished, between phone calls and emails for few months. it was getting boring.
she kept cancelling last minute.

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

organ donor

who is donating organs?

this thread just keeps digging the rabbit hole deeper and deeper

EDIT NVM.

Sara, if youre cut up into sushi and you can still read this I stumbled upon your instagram, gave a nod like "hello old friend" and kept it moving. Im strictly business on the gram

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Now im just in the greatest situation of all time

She told me to get the JB3 and i was like yes ma'am say no more

(shes coming from a long line of porsches, I guess 4.8 0-60 is too slow for her) hahah

Yes, yes you are. Fucker.

Damn really? What Porsches has she owned?

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

catfished, between phone calls and emails for few months i felt it was getting bored. she kept cancelling last minute.

Dammit. Smh. Yeah that's the worst.

Those are grounds for blocking your number from my phone, IMO.

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Originally Posted by Mike.

who is donating organs?

this thread just keeps digging the rabbit hole deeper and deeper

Dude.

1LRM3 · 07-05-2016, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

what the hell does kidneys on ice mean

it is when you are in an ice bath, knocked out, and someone steals your kidneys... more common than you think.... you wake up alive because you are on ice.

#dateline

nyalpine90 · 07-05-2016, 11:31 AM

im surprise sara is still around.

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yes, yes you are. Fucker.

Damn really? What Porsches has she owned?

eheheh a couple of 911s and a boxster I think

Now theyre whipping the range, the long ass jaguar and I THINK an s550 but Im not sure on the last one

1LRM3 · 07-05-2016, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

im surprise sara is still around.

she be livin' her dream in Baw-stun!

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

it is when you are in an ice bath, knocked out, and someone steals your kidneys... more common than you think.... you wake up alive because you are on ice.

#dateline

yea thats normal

Now on Dateline NBC: Kidneys on Ice:

You wake up with half the capacity to Pee, and youre still alive, because youre on ice--The drug or frozen water? Find out now with Chris Hansen

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

it is when you are in an ice bath, knocked out, and someone steals your kidneys... more common than you think.... you wake up alive because you are on ice.

#dateline

Damn! No more "blind" dates for me.

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

im surprise sara is still around.

I'm surprised you're still around. Jk.

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